my husband and i finally broke the bed 😬

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Ozempic 😏

Welcome to the club… I have been breaking bed since 1980

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Let’s go Green dot!

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sorry to hear that, which diets yall considering now?

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I was totally thinking of something else when you said breaking the bed… but these comments tell me my heads in the gutter

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Lol me too

Congratulations 👏

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I did this with an ex in the 2nd month 😆

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Ok please remember jumping on the bed is to be done only at rentals/hotels.

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Oh so this is a weight thing? I thought it was about something else…

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