My LinkedIn: I’m Harvard Business Review free reader, ex-Facebook user, ex-Netflix password manager, top 30 under 30 in my household.

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My LinkedIn: professional marriage defender, help saved multiple marriages by exclusively consulting the wives in private settings.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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