My nightly friend named Insomnia has paid me yet another visit 😑🤦🏼‍♂️

I recently left the gov’t for private practice with a M&A group. How does everyone bill when you are thinking about how to structure it and what docs need to get drafted? I’m learning that billing is an art so any canned language would be great!

Anyone using Darwinbox HRMS? What is your experience in terms of user friendly?

Whats the easiest way to start your own tax return preparation practice (part time at first) then maybe full time if worth it? Which tax preparation software is best to use? Or is it better to start off at HR block or similar places to learn some of the ins and outs before going solo?

How long as a senior associate at EYP till Consultant? Have a ex colleague who moved over with 3 yoe and is now a senior associate

Hiring alert! Two open roles within Weber Shandwick’s Global Intelligence in NYC but open for non-NYC candidates as well - 1) Sr. Analyst and 2) Team lead (seasoned VP or SVP). If you want to learn more, happy to share more Info!

Our team is searching for a seasoned oracle developer specializing in retail/ecommerce, along with cloud exp. Fully remote. If your interested DM me.

When do you Code freeze before a release?
We are devlivering a major injcrement in 1 1/2 weeks and have not created a release branch yet but keep merging large feature branches.

Does anyone know who the creative recruiter is at Apple?

Anyone know if Goodby is hiring creatives? FL or FT? And is Zach still the go-to creative recruiter? Thanks in advance!

Can someone give me a range for salary for auditor with 2 years experience transferring to FDD associate? In HCOL (New York/ SF). I have been requested to give a figure and don’t want to go too low. Thank you!

Any thought in working 3x12s a week vs a typical 5x8 or 4x10? I am working 3x12 and have to work some weekends and I am not sure if I like it. I am 25yrs lmk maybe I am just young? Thoughts?

Thoughts on m/SIX (they’re apart of GroupM)?

Did anyone attend L3 round in State Street. How this round is going to be?

Best loafers bang for buck & quality? Let’s specify heel/flat and color

Need 11 likes to DM. Can you please help me?

Ugh I wanted to take my son to see a UFC match in person. Just so happens there is one in November at Madison Square Garden - great right! I knew the tickets would be expensive, was willing to pay $400 to $500 a ticket as long as they were decent. The cheapest ticket in the whole arena, basically top row so you can’t see crap, is $506 before you start with the fees!!! Am I wrong or is that just bananas???? Oh well, pay per view it is, maybe have some friends over. Just complaining… happy Friday!

Do you get your mom's flowers for Valentine's day? My mom is single, so I thought it might be a nice gesture

Does anyone ever feel like they need a hug after a long day of working?

Looking for a Christmas present for my girlfriend. Would like to stay under $250 (I’m a 1st year staff shes in grad school so don’t have much money). She likes gold — I’m thinking of getting her a necklace, which I believe I can only get gold plated in my price range. Does anyone have any suggestions of good brands to buy? First time looking at jewelry websites and they seem kinda gimmicky and would like one I can trust and get good quality. Thank you!

Don't mean to be rude. Plz tell me if this is rude. But whats your religion? Assuming it's ok to ask since we're all anon. I'm a non-practicing but was born in a Muslim country. Agnostic maybe?🤷🏻‍♂️

Everyone in my firm try so hard to be politically correct😍feel so included.

Anyway to slim down legs; just want to smooth out this massive imbalance that the body seems to favor to the downside

Anyone here ever been scared by some major differences in materialism with your partner? I’ve been considered “boujee” by some friends but my girlfriend of just over a year is on a whole other level. Lately because of many of her friends getting engaged / married, rings have been mentioned and she’s said pretty much she wouldnt be happy with under 25k.

I come from a very middle class upbringing, and so does she, although she’s influenced by friends dating professional athletes and stuff

Anyone witnessed these protests first hand?

Any off beat documentaries to recommend? Just watched the Barkley Marathons.

Dear Clients,

Stop read-receipting me.

Sincerely,
Annoyed

Any cat owners experience hot spots? My cat has been getting them 2-3 times a year for 2 years now and I'm worried there's an underlying cause

I saw my friends text messages (iPhone) and saw that she was texting a guy she shouldn’t be texting. She told me that the “Maybe” function on her iphone is glitching & the wrong name shows up. Cont.

Any actually good prime day deals to grab?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's a bad idea to bite your fingernails if you're already chewing gum.

Can I sue a company for posting my address on social media (cont’d)

My Dad and brother didn’t even text me happy birthday 😔

Looking for a dark walnut wood desk top. Ikea karlby is no longer being manufactured. Willing to spend up to ~350ish... any leads would be greatly appreciated. Also, post your current desk set up for some ideas 😬 thanks!

Quarantine life has me reassessing my life and in that I realized the girl I’ve been dating casually for 2 months isn’t for me. How does on handle this when already lonely AF?

For those of you with immediate family members who are at high risk, how are you doing? I find myself being very anxious and stressed about my father getting sick.