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Not sure why this irks me so much, but it does… bachelors degrees after name on LinkedIn 🤢

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Soon we'll see "three years of high school"

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I actually don’t care when people do it with their masters degrees (probably because I don’t have one), but bachelors degrees are so common.

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At least they are not putting they are a parent as if this is work relevant somehow. Or worse: chief happiness officer 🤢

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I saw “Future CEO” in someone’s bio today 🤦‍♀️ talk about celebrating before you win haha

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It’s very common for nurses to put BSN.

One can be a nurse with an associates (ASN) and places do determine hiring based on it. For example many hospitals near me require a BSN over the ASN.

But in general if it’s not a field such as that I do agree I’m not for it.

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It might be unique in his field, you don’t need a degree for property management.

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Lol. Ick

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Advice on how to break into a sales position or the pharmaceutical industry? I have 1 year of experience in account management/customer service for a Biotech company, a B.S. in Cell and Molecular Neuroscience with research experience, plus the organizational and communication skills needed to succeed as a sales rep.

Open to chat— any insight or referrals are much appreciated!

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What are some of the things that were a MUST when buying your first home and what were some things that you were more flexible with and why? I’m having a discussion with my partner about what we absolutely need and what can be worked on later.

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Fish fam need advice. I have 70k in savings including emergency. Making 180k p.a including bonus, should I buy a condo for 350k. My lease is up for renewal soon and it bites me to pay 1900 in rent every month. Will be my first home purchase so feeling nervous, please help.

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What stocks do you look at to swing trade?

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Hi new to dfw area looking to buy a house. How’s the commute downtown from Frisco/McKinney area?

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How does NY (or any other states that tax income) enforce taxes on nonresidents? Assume the taxpayer does not file state return with NY and does not have NY on W2.

Seems NY would have no way of targeting said taxpayer for audit. Thoughts?

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450 OTE + RSU. VP Sales.

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Really curious to know if you gain a different amount of knowledge depending on if you work for a union or private. Does anyone have any input?

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I applied for bunch of job from LinkedIn but my profile not yet shortlisted. Could you please provide recruiter email id from EPAM Anywhere ?

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Stridor a major issue in these patients coming off a vent for a week or two

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I'm really starting to like telehealth. Thoughts?

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Which is the best high paying company that gives work life balance.As I want to prepare for upsc as well as keep growing in corporate

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Week be looking good 🥹

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Anyone here work at BAH and Accenture? Is it manageable?

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My personal website (created on squarespace) is laughably out of date - I just can’t seem to find the time to update it given 24/7 job and young child. Any digital ADs up for a quick gig? Compensation is negotiable - but generous. DM me if interested!

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Anyone out there do any Broadcast Operations work for live tv as a full-time job? If so, what are you making? I have trying to build a case for salary around $100k or in that range.

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Hi folks,
I've got an offer from Netcracker recently.
Based on the salary discussion, HR released the offer with 2Lakh less as promised and now telling me over and over again that they will revice it near the joining date and this is the process they follow for every candidate so that they don't go and shop in the market.Do you think I should trust them as they haven't given me anything in written but keeps on promising me over phone calls that closer to my joining date they will revise the offer.

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Just finished the movie Senna. So damn good. RIP Aryton

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Have been at my agency for about 2.5 years and have only been able to get one raise because of Covid and raise freezes… what percentage increase is a good benchmark to ask for, knowing they likely won’t meet my initial ask (because, advertising 😏)

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Is laser treatment covered under ZS mediclaim policy?

Where can I check if it is available or not?

ZS Associates

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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This is how I feel!!!

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Not sure why this irks me so much, but it does… bachelors degrees after name on LinkedIn 🤢

Soon we'll see "three years of high school"

At least they are not putting they are a parent as if this is work relevant somehow. Or worse: chief happiness officer 🤢

It’s very common for nurses to put BSN. One can be a nurse with an associates (ASN) and places do determine hiring based on it. For example many hospitals near me require a BSN over the ASN. But in general if it’s not a field such as that I do agree I’m not for it.

It might be unique in his field, you don’t need a degree for property management.

Lol. Ick

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It’s very common for nurses to put BSN.

One can be a nurse with an associates (ASN) and places do determine hiring based on it. For example many hospitals near me require a BSN over the ASN.

But in general if it’s not a field such as that I do agree I’m not for it.

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