On today's stories that absolutely never happened, I give you... Why do people think posting this kind of junk is motivating?

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Any story on LI that ends with "Agree?" is business fanfic.

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Eww, this is pretty cringy, even if it's a real story, it's too flowery

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LinkedIn smut

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AI cringe at that 😭😭

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It’s a scene from a Will Smith movie.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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This is how I feel!!!

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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It's the "loves this" for me

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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