Opened up LinkedIn for the first time in
awhile, saw a recommended connection that is a ‘Chief Purpose Officer’.

Carry on.

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The social network for people you don’t want to be friends with.

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Have you ever seen George Tannenbaum’s “Le Agency CEO” satirical videos on LinkedIn? This post reminded me of one where he plays the “CYO”—Chief Yachting Officer.

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CPO 3PO

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No Sir, I don’t like it.

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