Overheard the CEO complaining about competitors stealing his "property." Referring to us, his employees. A lot of people have been leaving the company to join competitors lately. Can you guess why?

I love Instagram, I really do! But sometimes I feel that as a creative the thought of "sticking" to an aesthetic makes me cringe! I feel that art & inspo should be free flowing - not confined to a box

Does anybody know which are the best in-house agencies to work for? Thanks!

after receiving the portal link to accept the offer letter, what is the deadline to I accept it?

Hi Guys
Any suggession for last email. Jaate jaate dhamaka karna h EY m 🤣

Director of sales looking to move into a remote (WFH). The quality of life was so much better during the pandemic that I do not have an interest in going back to the way it was (current company's stance). Any ideas on suitable roles as most sales director jobs require travel?

Thank you

Hi All ,
Can anyone please suggest which one to choose from cognizant, Coforge, Magic edtech for noida location on Java stack for better WLB and long term stability.

Thanks!

Who does your taxes? Need a recommend. Thanks.

Looking for M&A attorney (8th to 10th year range-ish) with impeccable pedigree from BigLaw to LEAD an M&A dedicated practice at a PREMIER Global law firm's Boston office. Fast Equity Partnership track. A chance to lead and build a team. Only from top 25 Am Law firms. No book of business required. AMAZING opportunity for the right candidate. Incredible firm that negotiates one third of all VC dollars raised worldwide!

Has anyone read the Pyramid Principle by Barbara Minto? Is it a good read?

About to start work in ME, with the office being in Business Bay. Any recommendations on the areas I should look for accommodation? With pros and cons if possible

EY TARAS or EY GCR??? Between these 2 service lines which has better pay and opportunities??

CGI company comes under which tier category.

Is it advisable to hand in your notice prior to background checks being completed? If not surely when they approach my current employer they’ll know, or are they discreet?

Does EY gift goodies on joining /on birthdays?

Why do things escalate so quickly at the end of my shift? Ugh - I feel like this is the Murphy's law of medicine.

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”