Patience or disrespect?

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On Feb 28 I arrived for an interview at 9 AM. There were 15 of us for one spot. Everyone except me and this other guy left, it's Jun 17 and I think this guy is my hiring manager

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A test to make sure you’ll follow ridiculous requests without question, and too desperate to respect yourself / realize your self-worth and go someplace else.


Also, this LinkedIn Parable probably never happened

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If it’s on social media, it’s probably bullshit. Unfortunately LinkedIn is not immune. In a lot of cases LinkedIn is the fakest of all.

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Disrespect if it’s a true story.

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The interviewer? He was a golden retriever.

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I’m out after 15 minutes

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I would rather call the first 2 people who left with some self respect still in tact. “Patiently” waiting for someone running 8 hours late to the scheduled interview is not someone I want to invest my career in.

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Was this a Mr beast video?

🙄 Lorne Michaels is notorious for pulling this BS for SNL interviews too. I think Chris Rock talked about it during an interview once.

Wouldn’t be surprised if one dumb creative director likened himself to Lorne.

Sociopathic

When you pull this kind of Hunger Games psy-ops crap in the recruiting process you are only getting the most desperate ppl, not the most qualified. I think this dude is a serial poster of this kind of B.S., recognize his profile pic.

Was it a man or a woman?

I've seen this in various iterations. At least it holds its own as being ridiculous, stupid and disrespectful. If it's even true.

And on today's episode of things that never happened...

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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