Pearls are just tonsil stones from the sea

likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Eggs are chickens’ periods.

funny

Rain is just the gods pissing on us

Diamonds are just gallstones from the mountains.

Related Posts

Wife got lawyer, and I am interviewing lawyers starting tomorrow. I am primary breadwinner (95%), but she is citing at-fault divorce. I have been having substance abuse issues and anger issues (no physical violence). Need help. She is okay about negotiating outside lawyers. Can anyone recommend a divorce lawyer in ATL area? Any pointers? No kids. Married for 3 years. I paid her student loans and put her through school.

How much should an AS at a PR Agency make on average in ATL? Around 4 years of professional experience (post grad) and high performer

like

Planning to visit San Antonio for a day. What are some cool things to check out ?

like

Bienvenidos a todos los maestros de lenguas. Este puede ser un espacio para compartir experiencias, dinámocas para las clases de idiomas, chistes, etc.

like

Any CLT,NC businesses looking to hire for a Junior level Full stack developer / Junior Front-End Developer/ Technology Associate /Systems Engineer entry level / IT Support Engineer??

like

All AA flights delayed in LGA

like

Has anyone changed your project after being selected in Jan. DCA?

like

Cisco

Pros:

- fairly decent place to work (from someone who worked with the Vancouver and San Jose offices). never met a blue badger (permanent employee) who had awful things to say.

- Ashley Goodall (their SVP, Methods & Intelligence) co-authored a brilliant book on leadership and people management called “Nine Lies About Work” that makes me believe they can be an awesome place to work

Cons:

- red badgers had low morale since they’re contract workers and can be terminated at any time

Moving to San Diego in the spring from the central coast. Any recs on places to live (late 30’s with a kid)? Want to be close to restaurants and things to do, but a little too old and tired for gas lamp!

What’s an average S2 salary in FDD for high COL’s like NYC, SF, LAX and Chicago?

Hi there, I am looking for companies/referrals hiring AE roles right now. I have 4 years full sales cycle experience and have been a top rep at my HR Tech company located in San Diego. Looking for a hybrid role in San Diego or remote position. Anything would be helpful, thanks in advance!

like
like

San Jose passes ordinance to have insurance requirement for Gun owners. Statistics show that 1/3 rd of deaths related to gun violence are due to insurable events

like

Please remember, when you’re asking for salary information, it’s important to mention where you are located. For example, $100,000 is going to be a lot more in Mississippi than in San Francisco. Thanks guys.

like

My portfolio feels like it was shipwrecked, lingered at sea for days slowly withering away then got attacked by sharks. Last night piranhas and vultures simultaneously moved in.

like

Thought I'd have time at LGA to get some work done. Been in Uber for about 90 minutes since leaving office. Want to kill myself. What's the deal?!?!

like

Does anyone know any decent Nija restaurants in the DMV? I already know the main ones and they are not really great. Im looking for something comparable to Ike’s in ATL.

like

Now that it’s officially peach season. Best peach things (fresh peaches, peach drinks, etc.) and where to find them in ATL?

like

Hey friends. My wife and I are looking to start investing in the market outside of our 401ks, hsa etc. We opened a Charles Schwab brokerage account and planning to transfer 2-3k/mo. We’re in our late 20s/early 30 and likely won’t need to touch the money for 10+ years. What should be our investment strategy? How should we allocate to what funds? Thinking of splitting evenly across large, mid, small caps, and growth, value funds using DCA.

like

More Posts

Hello Team,

GBT team inform to submit the card details for travel and hotel booking. When I am trying to submit the details getting some issue like enter your RSA securid passcode as well as help me how I can login into concure application.

like

Can anyone tell me that when will I receive the Joining bonus in Cognizant?

like

Hi Fishes

I got offer from kyndryl and planing to join soon in few days.
I'm having 2 questions

Do kyndryl offer wfh.
Like 60 percent wfh and 40 percent from office .

Also how is the hike give for band 8.

like

Glassdoor:
Do people here find that their salaries are in line with Glassdoor reported salaries? Do you feel these are reliable numbers to use in a salary negotiation with your existing firm?

like

What’s the salary like for a valuation associate position at a PE fund like Apollo? If the TC is 120k+ I’ll quit pwc right now

likehelpful

How long does your firm wait to tell you your compensation after a promotion?

Promotions went out Jan 3 and compensation will be revealed late Feb. Is this typical?

like

I had the weirdest dream. Criminals were put in a gated community under observation and they had to successfully fake their own death to get out. They were given too many drugs and alcohol. But they end up killing each other or suiciding and no one is left. Once everyone kills themselves they bring in new inmates. It was insane.

My brain needs a rehab now. 🥺

Edit: how do I sell this idea to Netflix? Even though it’s bizarre.

likefunny

In the most unnecessarily complicated phrasing worthy a dissertation, what are you working on this week?

like

What would be the pay for a grade 11 job at S&P?

like

Yesterday I made a blanket fort with my husband and we watched a movie and ate ice cream. Yes, it was awesome.

likeupliftingfunny

I have got an offer of 24 fixed +2 variable from Verizon for an total experience of 11 years.

Work domain : openshift & kubernetes platform.

Is it acceptable offer or shall I negotiate with HR. ?

like

Would it be practical to look for an apartment 10-15 kms away if the office location is Marathahalli?
Location of choice would be hebbal, thanisandra, avalahalli and other similar ones.
Would it make sense to reside in such locations and travel to work?
Would like to hear from folk who are/have done the above?

like
like

Hey guys! Can we leave a company within 2 weeks of joining?

Post a pic of your food and I’ll rate 1-10. Friday food party begins here 🍜

like

Is there any way to switch projects in HSBC(HTI), how easy/tough it will be to asking for release from current project and join any new Internal Vacancy

like

Tomorrow is my LWD. Till now I have only got a mail from HR saying congrats and salary annexure attached.
HireRight bgv was also started 8 days ago.

The HR keeps saying you will recieve it today EOD everyday, but no offer letter till now.

Any suggestions? Is this common?

Does optum provide any learning site access for free example udemy etc

like

My best friends dog passed over the rainbow bridge this morning. Was thinking about sending a small gift but not sure if that’s weird. If I do, any thoughts to help cheer her up and keep his memory?

like

Im unable to attend interview for Infosys due to some personal reason..they are saying okay we ll schedule it for next drive..can anyone tell any tentative date..or something when can I expect next interview?Infosys

like

Additional Posts in Confession

What do you do when the people you thought you could count on for help, actually don't help?

likefunny

As a man are you looking for an extremely successful lady that is extremely career driven and willing to do whatever it takes to make it to the next level or are you more attracted to a lady that is happy at the level she is at and takes the next step as it comes? To put things into simple terms would you rather a 9-5 lady or a 9- whenever the job is done lady? Explain why please.

like

If your GF is interested in a 3some, what are your thoughts on that? 🤭

like

Getting over heartbreak and having a full time job is torture lol. My boyfriend and I just broke up after almost a year of being together. It was such a beautiful relationship but ultimately he just didn’t love me. I love him so much. My mind knows that I deserve reciprocal love and I’m worthy, but I feel physically ill. My body hurts, my stomach is in knots, my head hurts. How is it that I have to mend a broken heart but also meet my billable hours lmao

like

Anyone else here just chooses not to eat when too lazy to cook? 😅

likefunnyupliftinghelpful

What does “woof” mean? Why would someone “woof”? 🤔

likefunny

I was at a family dinner and my brother says “hmm that’s big” and I go “that’s what sh* said”🥴. Things got very quiet 🥴🧐.

funnylike

I love that the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense is quoting Monkey D. Luffy.

Post Photo
likeupliftingfunny

I’m a Middle Eastern male and quite ashamed of it honestly. I feel it may set me back often in the corporate world. Not sure how to address this. 😣😢

like

Do you play “not to lose”, or do you play to win. In relationships and professionally?

like

What do consultants do? I see Consultant titles pop up on here all the time and wonder what do y’all do? What are you consulting on? Seems interesting but i I googled and am still confused.

likefunny

Do you text your SO when you’re out drinking/partying? Do you expect them to text you?

like

For my fellow males out there, when did you realize/know you were packing or not?

funnylike

Please, share some tips to deal with work stress. I'm getting crankier more than ever with the huge amount of workload. I was not like this, but I'm so tired of the mentality "Send it to Paul, he can solve it" (Paul is my fake name). New hireds cant do the job, old seniors are quiting like birds...

like

I am meeting with my old VP of HR for lunch soon, they got let go after a few months with the company. I had a great working relationship with them and felt they were really trying to push me forward in the company unlike my manager. I can’t shake off the “guilt” feeling like I am doing something wrong. Can anyone relate?

like

I have a serious concern. I am a 23 year old male and still suffer from bedwetting issues and I am just done with this at this point. Does anyone know why this happens or the cause of it? Appreciated

like

Everyone likes me because I'm a doormat with no boundaries. I do anything and say anything to make people happy. I will think what you think I should think. Will you be my friend?

funnylikeuplifting

I have desk whiskey in my home office that I use for most days that end in “y”.

likefunny

For the last month I’ve been contemplating life. It hasn’t been so much if, but more so when. A director on my team in a different vertical has been pushing me to the brink with extreme emotional abuse and now sabotaging my livelihood; job security (health insurance, financial stability, place to live etc) following months of initiating a flirtatious relationship they finalized a divorce. Just months ago this was someone I saw spending my life with, growing old besides …

like

I'm a light sleeper who cares too much about the people around me, but I've got a flight to London next Friday from 7pm NYC time to 7am UK time, and I'd really like to master sleeping on a plane just this once and not be in jet lag hell for the entire day after I land. I'll be in premium economy in an aisle seat. I usually take melatonin before bed and sleep on my side. Does anyone have suggestions for an OTC sleeping pill or pillow that actually works, or other advice for sleeping on a plane?

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal