Really wish TSA would screen and remove people for excessive body odor. 😪🤢

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I wish they'd remove people who use too much perfume or cologne, also people who are too tall, too fat, too short, little kids, babies, old people, ugly people. In fact everyone but me so I have a private jet.

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You'd be out as well because of the 'ugly people' clause.

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Excessive perfumes/colognes too. Spent my time waiting to board next to a guy who must have bought a bottle of “Sex Panther” and bathe in it. 🤢
Just glad he wasn’t near me for the flight. Stomach turned.

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Ahh, I see there are fellow Dennis Feinstein afficianados traveling our airports

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wish TSA screened out people who are over sensitive to smell and asked them to take flights between 1 and 5 am only.

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I've been groped twice by TSA because I "smelled good"

Some routes simply bring cleaner individuals as primary source of customers due to z correlation biases. Going to Seattle is always nice

Probably the rapid economic development, quickly graying suburban population, and technical company share of metro GDP leads to an environment of millennials (remember, they can be 40 years old now) and Gen Z taking a slightly (we’re talking maybe +4-10%) larger share of flights in and out of Seattle. I feel like the notion that wealthier more affluent millennials and Gen Z’ers would maintain slightly better plane decorum is not a far out assertion. Hence, z bias economic factors yields better trips in and out. Disclosure (and reporting bias) I fly into Seattle almost exclusively Alaska airlines

OP, it maybe an illness or body condition. Have some sympathy.

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