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So really, boobs? Boobs were the only thing he could think of for this analogy?

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Thanks for keeping abreast of developments on LinkedIn.

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I don’t know, it is hard not to click the “great thoughts, James” button for that cringy masterpiece.

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Yikes!😳 what has LinkedIn turned into?!

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OP: looks like it worked. So much so that you not only read it, you went through the effort of starting a whole new post about it!

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Indeed try scrolling down three posts

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He’s not wrong though - women who aren’t so blessed often do decide to wear tops that advertise that fact!

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Bowl Leader

We grew by 2 fish this last week! Way to go!

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Bowl Leader

Anyone else on the RSR call today?!

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How is the work culture in BMW Canada? General culture, support and mentorship, work life balance and job security. Thanks.

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We have sales people in Canada and the US, the Canadians make 150K CAD and down here it’s 150K USD, the Canadians argue they should be making 30% more than the US colleagues to be equal bc of the exchange! I explain the salary is dependent on the market data for them in Canada, WHERE THEY LIVE, and you can’t compare it to the US employees and the market data down here. Overall they are both in the 75th% for total comp. for their industry. Am I wrong?

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How much can we ask as a counter offer in Jio for Deputy Manager in a software developer role ?

Counter offer 18LPA

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Hello fishes,

Do you think that hiring for RPA has slowed down? I am not getting enough calls. Is it same for others as well.

YOE - 10 years
Stack - .net and UiPath

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Need a referral for Engineering Manager or Technical Project Manager in Pune or Bengaluru or Hyderabad, India.

I have 6 years experience in Project Management and team management. 9 years experience in various technologies and cloud services.
Total experience

Please DM if you feel suitable.

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What was the hike % last year for a Senior 1 with 2nd rating who didn't get any promotion/progression?

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Neha Singh

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How can I resign after 4 days of training ?

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Which SF neighborhoods to consider? Lady 🐠 looking for safe 1br with public transit / walking accessibility to FiDi and not far from SFO. Hoping to spend $3k-$3300, but could go up to $3500.

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Has anyone ever exited to a Salesforce Solution Engineer? Is that a good exit? Background - 4 years of erp implementations Consulting.

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Hi TCSers,

If anyone knows, what TCS UK gives in on-boarding kit? Do they provide iphone and macbook for UK employees?

Thanks.

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Are we permitted work phones? New joiner today!

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Conversation Starter

Vaccine mandate for all Private Employees in NYC starting Dec 27th

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For all Toronto (and Ontario) fishes… what do you think of the new Ontario laws around 1) the right to not be contacted after close of biz and 2) your NDA is nullified… change anything? Just heard of this?

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How is the Deep Learning specialization on Coursera?

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Think I forgot to test an automated control...how screwed am I ?

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Amy tips on finding a soulmate? tried a lot of matrimonial sites nothing is working because noone can put up with consulting life style 😔

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Comcast Hi all, comcast offering 19lpa ctc for 7 yoe , tech stack qa automation. This includes 8% variable bonus pay. Negotiations done and they are not ready for further increase. Is this right pay considering market situation? Should i join because of good wlb ? Cctc 12.5

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Anyone else with big 4 experience looking to find a rewarding career path with an undergrad degree in accounting? What career options are out there without having to go back to school?

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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Borrowed from the consulting bowl, but I thought ya’ll might like some locally-sourced cringe

https://joinfishbowl.com/post_4pspd7fuzd

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Visual Storyteller

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Visual Storyteller

Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Chief

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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So really, boobs? Boobs were the only thing he could think of for this analogy?

Thanks for keeping abreast of developments on LinkedIn.

I don’t know, it is hard not to click the “great thoughts, James” button for that cringy masterpiece.

Yikes!😳 what has LinkedIn turned into?!

OP: looks like it worked. So much so that you not only read it, you went through the effort of starting a whole new post about it!

Indeed try scrolling down three posts

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