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They wanted bonded labourers not people, chutiye saale, aise log to pahle fail hone chahiye, if they become successful by any chance it will be very bad for society at large.

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And ctc 2-3.5lpa? Wtf!

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I am speculating here and may be wrong :-
One good techie went to Singapore.
Some guy from India had a SaaS / an App idea. They collaborated and found that they have to code too much. So lets hire few freshers. But wait freshers cant do this. Ok lets raise the bar then. This happens when job holders build SaaS without taking risks of going to market and taking investments. Because they are not themselves sold on the idea. This startup is bound to fail. Trust me.

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These companies should be banned out, they are speaking anything with so much pride they forget they are not hiring a slave.
The position smells like they want a slave to wash their Bangalore office and the slave works whole week no holidays,
+ you can't resign it the job would be really bad,+Who is comfortable working on Saturdays????
I believe some pyscho wrote this JD , an employee should have benefits but it looks none would be given by them
At the end they'll be like you are not doing great banging your head from Monday to Saturday 😑 without any leave so no hike since first clause is no 100% hike and so no hike

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This is illegal, if the salary is paid from Singapore, you should be in Singapore. If you are earning from India, you should pay taxes in India and salary structure should be according to Indian laws.

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- If you are not comfortable working from Mondays to Fridays but want full salary.

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Khoon nahin manga JD main ??

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Say no more

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This can't be real ?

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3134177051

Audacity!

Product led company paying 2-3.5 WTH 🤣

"If you never read books" 😂😂 I never seen such a condition for a tech job interview.

Seems CEO mf reads books and thinks only people who read books are intelligent, clever.

I still can't understand how in the actual hell they thought of putting that in a JD. They live in their own world

Isliye itna Kam salary hai

Not bad if only working on Saturday

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Hi all,

I have recently moved to Pune. I am looking for 2 BHKs. If anyone has any contacts or know good places (areas) to stay, can you please share with me. Thanks!

Hey Sharks,
How much should one expect in a top consultancy firm, back end role (reasearch team) ?
Location: Mumbai
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Feeling grateful & proud as I reached my goal ($50K by 25) 5 months early. But I can’t help feeling a bit overwhelmed. In the lifelong scheme of things, $50K doesn’t seem like much. I worked really hard and sacrificed a lot (including mental health) to get to this but it seems a little tiring knowing I still have so long to go. I recently moved out and in with my BF so my expenses are split, but nonetheless they are still expenses. Any tips on continuing this journey and keeping the drive?

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So...I started my own company in 2018. Things went off like a ROCKET. Its a small Remodeling company and we specialize in higher end bathrooms and kitchens etc. I love working with my hands. I also have my education though and...I am going to return to tech work. I just wonder..when is enough enough? When do you pull the plug?

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Is Google the end game?

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Are employers withdrawing i140 after employee quit even if the I140 was approved 3 years back. Wife is on H4EAD what is the impact if I140 is withdrawn?

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Currently applying to federal clerkships. Is there an average amount of time before you hear back (if selected)? Also, is it proper to call to confirm receipt of submitted apps outside of OSCAR?

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Hello, Anyone working for PWC india Mumbai or any pwc india entity locations not pwc ac in Sap? Heard earlier that WLB is very poor, permanent wfo & lot of Attrition...has the situation improved in this 1 or 2 months...?

Best ways to create a realistic, healthy work environment?

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Anyone looking for a referal at Salesforce Company. Let me know.

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Hi. I am looking for a Salesforce Admin Job as a fresher. I have little experience with certification. Can someone guide me.
I am currently in Toronto.

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Anyone know about Vista Outdoor?

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Cat story 😻

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Do you realize if you do it at 11:59 on December 31st and the clock strikes midnight it will be same shit different decade

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What's your worse experience working in customer support?

Here's mine: I was working in the call center and I was explaining to a customer that he had used up all his credit and that's why he couldn't surf the Internet on his phone. He started to insult me for 8 minutes and, due to company policies, I could not hang up until he had finished.

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Hello fishes,
Anyone has a clue when will Form-16 be available?
My LWD is near, so just wanted all these docs before I loose access.

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Deloitte 🐠, does your company cover tech courses in the first year? Looking to make a move over there but also wanna take a SANS course soon

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Any thoughts on threat intelligence certs? Which ones are most worth the effort?

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Targeting 2022 matriculation and will be recruiting for tech. Currently at IBM tech consulting and have an offer to lateral to non-D big 4 tech advisory. What’s the best move for both MBA application and MBA recruiting - stay or leave? TIA.

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Random thought,

After being in Fishbowl for sometime, I see everyone has something (or many things) they don't like about their company (even MBB, Big 4). From outside those companies look like potential employers for candidates.

I know grass is always looks greener (sometimes actually greener) on the other side.

But what are good consulting firms which is basically perceived good both by employees and potential candidates?

P.S. Consulting WLB is tough. Let's discuss what other things?

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What is the average yearly hike on met expectation rating in Capgemini on 7 year experience ?
Or it decides based on what your CCTC is ?

Kindly Help!!
I am about to join IBM with 16LPA next week.
TCS is now ready to offer me 15LPA. Asking me to withdraw resignation first. Should I withdraw resignation?

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Please help me by liking and reacting to be able to DM 🙏

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What is the lower band for Manager at Accenture Strategy? I am interviewing for a manager role and want to know the salary range so that I can ask for appropriate hike. Guys need you inputs. I have a call with HR tomorrow.

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Any idea how Avalon consulting is for impact consulting?
Avalon

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Are you a believer or non-believer about Great Resignation?

How to utilise & navigate current market situation?

Thoughts💡

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Which company to join EY GDS or EXL services ?
Both are offering same package and work is on ETL

Is idp a good company to join?
YOE : 5.5, Skill : Angular, dot net, LPA offered : 24

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Is Oracle India giving permanent wfh? My base location is Bangalore, but hiring manager has given approval that I can work from my current location i.e. Gandhinagar. Please suggest

I have an interview next week for Strategy consultant at EY , hiring manager said its not much of a technical role. I am a data science professional. Though interview discussion is supposed to be on python sql and data science concepts and my hiring manager is into marketing analytics.now in financial services.EY Also there is only one round and case study shall also be given during discussion. Someone please help me out. I want to make the best of this opportunity. All suggestions welcome.EY

What should be expected package for 2/3 YOE ?
Skills - SAP ABAP / SAP RAR / AWS
Current - 5.5 LPA

I have got the offer in optum as SQA...Can someone tell me how is the company...in terms of WLB,PERKS,LEARNING,GROWING and client side opportunities...Thanks in advance...

Openings at OpenText

DM me or send a mail to
referralhelp.op@gmail.com.

Please mention YOE, preferred location(blr/hyd), tech stack and the job id.

For other openings visit the career portal
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Any reviews of Tax2Win eCA paid service?

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CAPCO is a good company with culture and WLB ?
Can anyone confirm please ? thanks in advance.

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Hi All,
With 2.4 years experience in Big Data domain with AWS native. Getting 8.3 fixed + 10% variable with Deloitte where current CTC is 4.75. Have offers from other MNC like Accenture /IBM of 10 fixed. Shall I continue with Deloitte assuming career growth as a part of big 4 or continue with Accenture or IBM.

Hi friends.
How to create a toxic work environment? Apart from working late.?

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What's the industry standard for 4 uear experienced oracle technical?

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For Data Engineer profile apart from AWS(EMR, Glue, Redshift), Pyspark. What other skills can be added in profile to get a better package.
Also what package one should expect for 3 YOE for Data Engineer profile.

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