Stuck in the office sitting on two good lateral offers that I have until Monday to respond to. Have a ton of work left to do but no motivation to do it now. Any advice?

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Don’t do any of the work (unless there is a filing or closing this week - then don’t be an a$$h0le).

Grab your bestie, and do your celebratory tradition of choice.

Oh and write your FU letter to your current firm, which you will edit on Monday to be your resignation letter.

Senioritis is real every time you’re transitioning. Better to lean into it than out of it because you’re a big boy/girl/non-binary and you’ll get the necessary immediate stuff done and you’ll pass the rest on to the folks who will be picking up your workload.

Sorry if you were looking for motivation to work. 😋

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Whatever you do, don’t give notice until conflicts clear

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If you must, just book a refundable flight and cancel it once conflicts clear.

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Yeah, I’m with Counsel 1. Time to get “sick.”

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