This is funny.... I pulled someone over the other day and I told them I see this isn't your first time being pulled over. They were like how do you know? And I answered with a funny line back... because I have ESP? They were shocked that I knew they have been pulled over 2 other times. Any funny stories?

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Lol do people really not know that we have a record of all these things? You'd assume that people know that by now right?

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That's funny! But of course, it would be a little freaky if you weren't expecting someone to say something like that. I think my wife would be taken aback and possibly even scared if an officer said something like that to her.

That's hilarious! I could only imagine the look on his face! Hahaha

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