This job market is so bad, even the “entry-level” jobs want 12 years of experience and a Nobel Prize.

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You should just apply for a leadership role in the government, no relevant experience needed.

What are your passions, do you like vitamins? Maybe you can be our Surgeon General. (Joke)

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Depends on your skillset, but I feel you. While I’m seeing plenty of folks land roles - sadly, my skillset got automated by AI and I needed to take a level down and restart in a new domain…

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Trainings from ISACA and Udemy courses to get better at checking AI‑driven control outputs and making sure things stay accurate as more of controls use AI. I’m also leveling up my scripting skills and using GenAI to help tweak and improve those scripts. And I’ve been getting more comfortable with IaC and continuous compliance monitoring as most environments have either started implementing this / already implemented this. PMO is a dead end skill these days, so I just make sure I’m up-to-date with the latest AI facilitators

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It’s so bad , I’ve been on a job hunt for 2 years. Not only do they want you to put in 50+ hours a week but they want your left kidney too lol good luck !

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No entry level jobs require 12 yoe. By definition that would not be entry level.

Oh, the irony

Would you settle for a FIFA Peace Prize (i.e., Kirkland Signature)? 😆

Can do! 🫟

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