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This stuff is so common to see on LinkedIn nowadays but still makes me cringe

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At some point I think we’ll all have to come to terms with the fact that LinkedIn is new Facebook. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“Lemme tell you about how my marriage is like a hostile takeover…”

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Yay, another love story that made it to LI-

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Where’s the vomit emoji?

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Let me tell you about what my marriage taught me about b2b sales

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Hi sharks,
I recently got a offer from Kyndrl . But location is Banglore .Will they give Chennai location or WFH in negotiation. Please advise as my joining date is near.

Kyndryl Inc.

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Hi, does anyone know about kyndryl GTS development lab? Is it good to join as a data scientist?

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Designer and architects who have made the jump from consultancy/studio to brand/client side, what's your reasons and how have the transition been?

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Hi everyone, I recently applied for a graduate position with AECOM but so far what I've read here doesn't sound very nice(a lot of people quitting). Does anyone have more insights, should I rethink my options?

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SKIDMORE, OWINGS & MERRILL LLP Anyone looking for a concept-first entry level architectural designer that specializes in drafting and 3D modeling? Proficient in Rhino, CAD, Sketchup and Vray. DM me! Gensler Perkins&will HDR SKIDMORE, OWINGS & MERRILL LLP

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Ever downloaded PNG from Google images? 🥲

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When, if ever, is it appropriate to consult your SO about creative?

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Currently I'm working as a BA, have 1.8 years of experience getting 11 Fixed.
I'm married and live with my wife and parents.
Currently I'm the sole earner.
I confused in which area should i improve my skills. When I see my friend who are SDE getting 30-40 LPA, In which field I will getting fast growth also I want to shift to Mumbai or Pune for permanently, currently I'm working in Gurgaon.

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Anyone concerned about the alleged “stealth” layoffs? Wondering which firms are doing this…

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Our CEO spoke out against a local hate group and we’re now being targeted by trolls. My job went from amazingly fun to super depressing overnight. How can I bounce back?

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Looking for a referral for HubSpot, Workday, OKTA, Deloitte or Accenture. Please feel free to direct message me or email me at alisonpaigemang@gmail.com

Would be so grateful! ☺️

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Hello! Recently been job hunting and have interest in a role at Estee Lauder Companies. I am hoping someone can refer me as I haven’t heard back from the contacts I reached out to. Thanks so much!

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Posted in a different bowl but no one from tax responded. How long did it take you and what level did you reach milestone base salaries ($100k, $150k, $200k)?

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Will EY let me transfer offices during this COVID-19 craziness? Trying to transfer from SF to LA

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works at Deloitte

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Through a lot of comp discussions I heard a lot of talk of “making you whole” when things get better. Am I drinking the kool-aid by believing this? Is this just meant to prevent further questions that the firm does not know the answer to?

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I'm an Accountant having 6+ YOE in India. Now looking for jobs in EU. Any advice about finding a job in EU

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What’s a good salary for a Senior Consultant in DnA space ? Let’s take Big4, MBB for an average. I’m offered 105k base.

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For anyone that has bought a townhome from Lennar, are the walls fairly well insulated for sound?

What, if any, were your main complaints?

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Just got in this morning to GME and AMC and it’s been rough but you all are giving me hope to hold on!

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Conversation Starter

Anyone able to link Yotta deposit/account to Personal Capital? If yes what was the process followed?

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Chief

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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works at Deloitte

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This is how I feel!!!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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a Senior Manager

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This is our bowl leader

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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