This stuff is so common to see on LinkedIn nowadays but still makes me cringe

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At some point I think we’ll all have to come to terms with the fact that LinkedIn is new Facebook. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“Lemme tell you about how my marriage is like a hostile takeover…”

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Yay, another love story that made it to LI-

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Where’s the vomit emoji?

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Let me tell you about what my marriage taught me about b2b sales

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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