Trying to win an office Halloween decorating contest and I set up this graveyard, but it just occurred to me to make it a lawyer joke like “here lies the bodies of our opposing counsels” or something along those lines, so gimme your best Halloween lawyer jokes! Here’s to hoping you will come up with something better 😂

Can someone tell me what AI consultants are earning at Deloitte? I am interviewing for the same and wish to know a range?

I interviewed with Citi's internal audit last week and they said after the interview was over I would hear back next week. So far, crickets. I kind of need a job right now. The jobs site still says "business review" as far as application status goes.

Urgent Help!

I am leaving JP because of toxic culture in my team. I have an interview. It's obvious interviewer will ask why are you leaving JP after 1 year of working. What should be my answer?

Will there be layoffs at grip/dentsu? just saw that they’re folding the Grip agency brand 👀

Need referral for operations transformation consulting analyst for FIS

Is it ok to share offer letter to hr of other companies for revising or counter? If they ask to share?

Hello,
Hope you're doing well!
I need referance for position of business analyst ( job id - 167210) @ Amdocs it will be very helpful for me if u refer me.
Kindly consider it

Recruiter or recruiting firm suggestions when looking for an Art Director position in LA at a creative ad agency?

Anyone a CFP as a side hustle?

North America town hall...what are your thoughts people?

Is it worth saving money with 401K or get better rates in FD’s / Post Office etc in India ? FYI 50% match is provided by company for first 5% only

Hello Fishes,

I am looking for new job. Can anyone please refer me?

Tech stack: Java/J2EE, Spring, Spring Boot, Hibernate, Oracle, Mongodb, Elastic search, Rest API, Grafana, Prometheus, Jenkins, Docker, Kubernates, Git, GitHub.

YOE: 1.5

Currently on NP.

LWD: 25th Nov 2022

I am having 2.2 years of experience in Bigdata Testing. Please let me know any vacancies

Will there be any bonus announcement with regards to Gratitude week similar to what was announced last year as April Bonus? Any chatter around this people.

What is the difference between Product Strategy and Product Management roles at Google?

Hi Fishes,
Can anyone please guide me about appraisal at DXC technology ?
What is the cycle for appraisal ? Is it Apr-Mar?
And what is the average hike to an average performing employee ?

How do I ask for feedback from a client I. E. Via an email?

Niche practice area, and thinking about moving firms. Without moving cities, there are really only 2 options. I think both would make me an offer and create a position. How should I approach this?

PARTNERS: two questions —1. If you see an associate has really low hours for the month, do you imagine them chillen on a beach somewhere or do you consider they probably spent most of their days sitting in front of the computer being “available”? 2. If you send an associate a random e-mail on a weekend like “Can you pull X and send to Y”, would you get annoyed if they responded saying they weren’t by a comp or would you consider it reasonable that they wouldn’t be by a comp on a weekend?

What’s your love language?

Any recommendations for legal recruiters in the New England region, specifically Maine?

Has anyone taken  ACAMS Certified Global Sanctions Specialist (CGSS)? Any comments/ reviews? How has it enhanced your employability? Why did you take the CGSS?

Any insights on 2-3 year associate salaries at Ogletree and Fox Rothschild in NJ?

So the feeling that you’re forgetting something important because you have so much on your plate…that never goes away right?

Want to negotiate salary at an AMLAW200 firm in atlanta. Not a lot of public information about what peer firms (ie, not NY lockstep firms matching cravath scale) pay. What are mid-senior level associates making in Atlanta?

Anybody know the starting salary for a second year associate at Gray Robinson in Florida (not Miami if that makes a difference)? Thinking of a lateral in and want to know what I’d be working with. Bonus structure? Minimum billable req.? Bueller?

Dumb question: If a firm wants to run a conflicts, do you just type up a list or do you request from current firm?

Why do partners tell associates to be cost-conscious when billing for certain clients when they can just cut your hours on the back end?

I'm a long time prosecutor getting into the ID game and billable hours. Are there any resources out there that can help me get more effective/efficient without spending months/years learning the hard way? Some days I'm at the office 10 hours, took virtually no breaks and yet only bill 7. 🤬

Has anyone else noticed that a hugely disproportionate number of latinx big law attorneys seem to be white / white-passing?

Is your firm monitoring attendance? Today we got scolded like children at school for not coming in 3x a week as required by the new firm policy.

Does anyone here suffer from bipolar disorder? How do you manage it and working in law? I see a therapist, and a psychiatrist, and am on medication, but I still have days where I wake up and I’m so depressed I can’t move. I’m working on remedying this with my doctors, but how does one approach mental health issues with their employer? I never felt the need to until I realized how much being bipolar can affect my ability to work.

Aside from just time and experience, is there anything I can actively do to advance in my career and get more responsibility / client interaction? I’m a first year

Has anyone gone through the interview process for the the ADA Program in the LA DA’s office? Would love to know more about what it was like and what questions to expect. Thanks in advance!

What’s the best way to get out of small law? I am a junior partner and don’t want to be running a law firm by myself in 5-10 years. The mid-level partners are not business-savvy so I don’t see myself wanting to partner with them either. I want to move to a larger firm.

Procedural question. I represent a hospital. Codefendant is a company that manufactures breast implants. Case was venued in NY state Supreme Court. Manufacturer defendant transferred case to MDL (we hadn’t answered yet). Plaintiff gave me stip of discontinuance with prejudice but now since case was removed I am unsure how to proceed. Do I file the stip in state court still? Does MDL have jurisdiction over the hospital? Can a hospital even be part of a MDL lawsuit? Very confused! Thank you!!!