Trying to win an office Halloween decorating contest and I set up this graveyard, but it just occurred to me to make it a lawyer joke like “here lies the bodies of our opposing counsels” or something along those lines, so gimme your best Halloween lawyer jokes! Here’s to hoping you will come up with something better 😂

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Here lies our WFH policy lol

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Hilarious

I saw a great graveyard the other day in front of a house. It had names and dates and then descriptions of how people died (e.g., drove into a tree while texting; didn't realize she was allergic to salmon)

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Is this white & case

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Nope! Insurance defense tho

Here lies our former personal lives…

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Substantive due process. Maybe depends on your firms flavor and sense of humor

Sadly - Here lies women’s rights.

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