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That sure is a cheery spin on a once in a multi generational global pandemic and lengthy lockdown that killed many, many people. What's next, top five #legaltech takeaways and game changers from 9/11? Emoji enhanced bulleted thoughts inspired by the Holocaust?

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So she hoarded toilet paper during a global pandemic shortage?

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Yep. Proud to be a selfish ass, I guess?

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Life is like toilet paper. You are either on a roll or you're taking sh from some
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So you are admitting that you were part of the problem, awesome

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Can someone tell how is the work life balance in JP Morgan client in Synechron.

And is it good choice to accept Synechron by rejecteing deloitte offer

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Do you think most cops are conservative?

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Anyone working as Patient Recruitment Assistant?

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I heard some folks have met their significant others on here. Spill and share - was it direct dm, did you see a pic first, was it like at first bowl comment??

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Anyone here have experience / know anyone who did the Luxury & Fashion Retail MBA @ NYU Stern?

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Corporate associates — do you feel it’s harder to meet hours vs your litigation counterparts? Billing in increments of 0.10 vs driving to the courthouse that can be billed in large chunks, as an example (pre-covid obvi)

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Best places to eat in the Path?

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I’ve always been comfortable concepting and writing. But when it comes to nitty gritty logistical stuff, I struggle. Like the discussions about aspect ratios, social post timelines, and the nuances of Facebook collection ads.

Can any other writers relate?

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I got dotnet lead oppertunity in luxoft banglore as remote from chennai,
Is luxoft has job safety? Anyone work there here?

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Required candidates with strong Ericsson knowledge with max 8 years of exp Ericsson

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Anyone at Pfizer who can refer me for a role in U.S? I have two years of life sciences consulting experience and a PhD.

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Cant wait for the dlc so i can kick my coke and drinking habits too

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Is there a list of agencies and clients that don’t pay on time or at all? If not, can we start one here?

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Question for BAH - are you able to expense taxi/uber for after hour safety from your holiday event to home? I know most companies let you and so does Deloitte. Asking for a Booz friend.

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I have $30 remaining in my technology subsidy. Can I use it to pay part of a purchase of an earphone set worth $200

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Top benefits at Bank of America?

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Does anyone here live on Vancouver Island or know about it? Worth it?

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What big moves/life changes are you guys making in 2020?

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Anyone have a good office chair recommendation? Really not trying to spend more than $150 but willing to go to $200 if there is a really good recommendation.

Thanks!

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Anyone buying any stocks tomorrow AM? If so what?

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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This is our bowl leader

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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That sure is a cheery spin on a once in a multi generational global pandemic and lengthy lockdown that killed many, many people. What's next, top five #legaltech takeaways and game changers from 9/11? Emoji enhanced bulleted thoughts inspired by the Holocaust?

So she hoarded toilet paper during a global pandemic shortage?

Life is like toilet paper. You are either on a roll or you're taking sh** from somea**hole.

So you are admitting that you were part of the problem, awesome

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