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That sure is a cheery spin on a once in a multi generational global pandemic and lengthy lockdown that killed many, many people. What's next, top five #legaltech takeaways and game changers from 9/11? Emoji enhanced bulleted thoughts inspired by the Holocaust?

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So she hoarded toilet paper during a global pandemic shortage?

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Yep. Proud to be a selfish ass, I guess?

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Life is like toilet paper. You are either on a roll or you're taking sh** from some
a**hole.

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So you are admitting that you were part of the problem, awesome

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