Used index match instead of vlookup for the first time today... It changed my life...

Today is joining day. Nothing happened. Onboarding is said to be virtual but no link was received. Any one else having different experience?

What do you wish on your ex?

1) Hypothetically if you were looking to sabotage a colleague, can you code an excel document to throw off their numbers or calculations, (if you send them that document and they download it for use)?

Interviewing with Cordell & Cordell next week for a SouthEastern associate position. Any tips? Things I should know about the firm/position? Things to avoid?

Dear Fishes,

I require help to get the best offer .
I have an offer in hand with 22 LPA from another organisation, how much max i can crack as per my experience.

YOE: 7
CCTC: 15.9 LPA

Feeling bit scared after closing on first home, yet to be recorded in registry and receiving keys, please advise few ‘To Do(s)’ before moving or just after moving immediately, it’s a new construction in Boston suburbs.

Also praying that this turns out to be a decent deal.

Any recommendations on offline coding bootcamp in US?

Looking for a job out of public but not finding much...do a lot of industry jobs typically get posted after 9/15 / 10/15?

Anyone at Ogilvy Consulting? Can we chat?

These paychecks aren't cutting it. Side hustle ideas?

Looking for a referral to KPMG AAS. Currently an S1 in audit

Which company should I choose ?
Experience: 3.5 yrs into Python development

Mphasis - 17LPA.

In pipeline :

Tech mahindra - 18 LPA
Capegemini - 18 LPA
Bank Of America - 17 LPA ( Python developer - Trade surveillance )
Rakuten - 18 LPA

Which one should I go for If I have all the offers? I need to stay there for at least the next 2 years. Thanks in advance for the suggestions.

what are the potential start dates for EH associates at BCG?

Can i get released from project while being on notice period ?

Is Account executive the goal once you become a BDR? What are the other paths that other people have taken?

I made the switch from editorial producing to more agency producing and I feel lost. Is there a resource where I can freshen up on producing lingo, more specifically the business side of things?

My last job didn't have nearly as many steps or procedures to go through, even for sponcon. I'm given briefs & some next steps but still feel like I'm missing puzzle pieces. I'm freelancing so I feel like I have a ticking time bomb on when I can figure it all out.

I you get released from and project and you are in pool under a manager but not RMG in tcs ,and you resign so notice period remains same 90 days or can be reduced ?

How do you invest and save for your children? I’m thinking about setting them up with custodial brokerage accounts but don’t want them to have a heyday at 18. Did you create irrevocable trusts or?? They are too young for earned income and I don’t own a business so no IRA investing opportunities here.

Hi, I’m trying to evaluate an offer at intuitive,
175K base, 150K Stock over 4 years, 15% Bonus - Bay Area

Currently I’m making 175K in Texas!
Would this be a better move? Please suggest#tech #Offer

Most expensive expensed dinner?

What date does your bonus hit your bank account? State firm and overall division.

Being a jr. banker is like being a racing horse. A litttle man stands on you and whips you on ass while you carry him. He gets tons of money and you hope to get laid because of job title.

Are cover letters important if they don’t ask for one? There are so many job postings and applicants I can’t tell if they would be beneficial to show effort or just a waste of time to write with how little time I assume people are looking at applications with the mass hiring going on. If I should be writing one, any advice how to format?

Xerox's bid for HP is effectively dead, at least for now.

What is comp like at a pension fund?

I need to think of a game that will eventually get a $2 billion valuation. Any ideas?

Things you wish you would've known before working for your firm:

I am so depressed working in banking. I have only been at it for a couple months, but I feel intellectually stifled, sleep deprived, I haven’t been able to workout at all, and like I’m losing friends.

The "who loves dogs?" bowl is making my life much better right now

For those of you who hold cryptos, what multiple of your initial investment is your current balance?

I’m in a final round interview with EY for entry level roles. Does it affect me negatively if my recruiter knows that I’ve offer from multiple other big 4 firms? I received a form to fill where It asks for any offers that I already have.

RIP Jeff Immelt. Not sad to see this guy go.

Need a new suitcase. Should I go with a Tumi or Rimowa?

Why do they have to destroy anyone that work in M&A? Really missing the coverage lifestyle right about now..

Question for the ladies: I'm getting sick of spending so much time getting ready for work. Would it really matter if I tried less (eg wore my hair in a bun everyday, wore less makeup)?

Anyone deal with this before: I inherited a severely under developed team including a sr analyst who clearly was doing the bare minimum, if that. Over the last 6 months I have had to coach him and correct simple mistakes in his work and recently it got so bad that I told him he would receive a low rating in his evaluation. He lashed out, involved HR saying he doesn’t understand why, and now my review points out stuff that I would have let slide.

Trap, trap money Jamie
JP got me in my feelings
Gotta close deals wit it

Looking for a woman with substance behind the looks and makeup...so far, no luck.

How important is seniors/managers setting an example? It seems these people believe they are entitled or privileged at Barclays and morale is suffering as a result.