We're all in agreement that there is zero percent chance this 5-year-old kid actually said this, right?

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There is 1000% chance the child could have said this. We don’t give kids enough credit for their intelligence. I’ve heard kids says things that are quite beyond their years that people will not believe they said it. This story is very believable compared to others things I’ve heard kids says.

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Could a kid have said this? Yeah. Has his kid said this? Nope.

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This is 100% something my son would say. Kids have zero filter.

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kids say wild stuff

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Idk… my 5 year old told me that I was threading the bobbin on my sewing machine the wrong way……

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100% chance this is a copy/paste

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Especially on LI 🤦🏻‍♀️

Matt Fooler

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My godchildren have said snarkier stuff than that.

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Where does it say that the kid was 5 yrs old?

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Did he say his kid was five years old? Maybe the kid was 35. Now it makes sense! 😂

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If I said that as a kid, I wouldn’t be able to speak for days! 😵‍💫 Times sure have changed!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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This is how I feel!!!

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Nice try Accenture.

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