What has 4 letters,
Sometimes 9 letters,
But never has 5 letters

likefunnysmart
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

It’s a tautological statement not a riddle

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That added absolutely zero value to anything at all.

likefunny

Cool joke bro

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SPOILER ALERT!!!


What = 4 Letters
Sometimes = 9 letters
Never = 5 letters

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A car

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The curse words that I use to describe analysts

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And yet exactly has 7 letters...

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Oh I get it now

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Yes and?

And I have one finger raised directly at you, OP. 🙂

I am so curious. Post the answer

Ah

This was on a sign at a gas station I walked by in Madison earlier today. That you OP?

Nicholas Lyndhurst

Well played

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