What is your daily pattern? I wake up at like 6am. Sit in bed and scroll until 615-630. Get up and check work emails real quick. Exercise. Get back to the grind of work and studying for SF certs. Fast until 10-11am. Eat. Work. Video games. Work more. Call it a day around 4pm. Go to bed around 9am.

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Get up at 7am, move slowly, fantasize about being born into generational wealth, and then get ready, eat, start work around 830, wait for the Adderall to kick in, do a bunch of out scope work for my clients, get to standup late and mute my mic, lead calls where I treat the clients like toddlers, probably eat something around 1, continue the soul crushing, walk away from my desk around 530, get a bunch of pings, ignore them, make dinner, do more work around 9, lay in bed at 1030, doom scroll until midnight, and finally sleep.

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I roll out of bed at 10am, check emails real quick, then video games all day until 5pm. Night routine and then more video games until 2am. Then sleep and wake up again at 10am…

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I can see you're on bench

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You must have a PM that doesn’t have a consultative mind and just says yes to all meetings. Not every meeting needs to happen.

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Get up at 7. Scroll. Feed dogs/make coffee. Do a chore. No stop meetings from 8:30/9 to 5/6. No lunch break. Sometimes I don’t have time to take a shit during the day.

Family time 6-9. Study for AI certification. Work emails before bed.

What material are you using for AI cert?

PIP in 5,4,3....

7am - 4pm deserves some break in the day.

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