What is your funniest client story? Need a laugh.

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Had a new client services person send out a calendar invite to clients. The day of the meeting she comes running to me in a panic that the client went to the wrong location. At the time, we had conference rooms named after local bars. Instead of selecting the conference room from the list of rooms, client services person typed the name of the room into the location bar, and the address to that place auto populated, so that’s where the clients (all women) went. IT WAS A STRIP CLUB.

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Did you end up having the meeting there? Lol

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I had a client do this once. I shudder every time I think about it.

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