What are some things you can say during sex and also during a client meeting?

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Kindly do the needful

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This is just the preliminary version, not the full model

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You can’t drink from the firehose...

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Let's touch base

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“I can only go a little longer”

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Let me stick a pin in that.

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It's time, let's get started and others will join in as they get here

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Unfortunately, that’s not in scope in this BODY of work.

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It's okay, it happens.

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It was just working...

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Have you done the needful?

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“Sorry my dog is going crazy for some reason”

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This could have been a meme

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Looks like we finished early so I’ll give you some minutes back

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That’s an approach…

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We don't have everyone but when they join we'll bring them up to speed

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We need to dive deep into this

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You seem to prefer bottom alignment of that object, can you center align it?

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Michael Scott would have a field day with this thread.

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Let’s probe deeper

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