What are some things you can say during sex and also during a client meeting?

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Looks like we finished early!

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Kindly do the needful

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There is not an emoji that describes just how much I’m laughing right now.

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“Hey sorry this is my 3rd back to back”

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Lol OMG

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Is it ok if I record this?

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Spank me you dirty whore

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Would love to use that in a meeting😂

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Let’s change direction and tackle this from a different angle.

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I think it’s time to bring in an expert

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How much are you going to bill me for that?

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Can I get an update on when this will be wrapped up?

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That's what she said

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Come again

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Is everyone on yet? I'm only counting 3 so far, was expecting 5.

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Mom I can’t talk I’m busy

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"Now we're getting to the sweet spot."

"I'd like to thank you all for coming."

"We're not going to get to the bottom of this in one session."

"We seem to be getting off track here, let's try to re-focus."

"Do you have a hard stop after this?"

"I'd love to continue this. Shall I put some more time on your calendar?"

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Believe it or not...called into a client meeting while having sex... 🤷‍♂️

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I respect the hell out of you M2 and P2. I just added this to my bucket list

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be right back, my husband is calling me on the other line

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Savage

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Let’s make this a recurring session

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Few things I was hoping we'd touch on today: 1) how is everyone feeling about the integration? 2) how can we speed up getting to value? 3) can we do this without sacrificing user experience?

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Your expectations are unrealistic

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If I finish a little early at least I can give you that time back

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Let’s really drill-down on that point

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How much is this gonna cost?

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I can tell you’ve done this before

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