What are some things you can say during sex and also during a client meeting?

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Kindly do the needful

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There is not an emoji that describes just how much I’m laughing right now.

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What is your MD doing here?

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I’ve got a big deck for you today

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Why don’t you tackle the low hanging fruit?

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Who just joined?

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Don’t hesitate to let us know what you thought. We always appreciate constructive feedback.

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Why isn’t she coming?

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Sounds like we need a feedback session

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Let's unpack that for a second

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Lots to unpack 😂

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Next time, let’s just do this over the phone

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Are you taking notes?

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Looks like I can give you back 29 minutes of your time.

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Who do we have on the phone?

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Let’s keep this quick

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Your request is out of scope but we'll fit it in somehow with my team

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It’s harder than it looks

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“We’ve been trying to make it grow, but it’s been a very manual process”

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You are coming in and out.

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You are breaking up. Move it a little closer to your mouth.

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Let’s make sure everyone gets a bite at the apple

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Open the kimono

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This requires some more polish

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Let’s take this offline

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