What are some things you can say during sex and also during a client meeting?

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Looks like we finished early!

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Kindly do the needful

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There is not an emoji that describes just how much I’m laughing right now.

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Maybe we should put that in the parking lot

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Let’s give it a minute until everybody else has joined.

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Don’t confuse sales with delivery

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We have many references. Happy to put you in touch.

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It’s not a heavy lift

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“Well that’s certainly an option - but I’ve found this other option is more aligned with best practice “

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We’re going to need an extension

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I'm going to need you to put more effort into this

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Just heard this a minute ago in our boardroom, “Are you ready to make some money?”

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Is she joining us?

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I hope we finish early

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I leave you in good hands

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Sorry I fell asleep but I was bored

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"that's a great idea, let me do some research and get back to you"

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Same time next week?

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We finished early so here’s an hour back of your time.

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Let’s start with a soft launch

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I'm just going open kimono here and now

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Let’s use some sticky notes

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This is going to some some time. Maybe we should order some dinner.

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