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"Warren Buffet like the Margaritaville guy?" I will never live it down.

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Best mashup ever

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“Sure, we can take a look at that.”

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Dumbest thing I’ve witnessed was the influencer team suggesting a rapper for a campaign who was currently on trial for raping a minor.

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I blocked it out of my memory.

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Shoopity doop. Shoopity doopitty doop.

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I once had a creative director propose that the client sit in during the edit.

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I made a joke about someone looking like they had a stroke in front of the COO. It was their second day back to work after having their stroke. I realize it was in poor taste but it landed with the room so I still have a job.

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Not in a meeting but I once thought (I have no idea how) that "40 acres and a mule" was a dowry thing. I was promptly corrected. Still horrified.

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That’s correct. In Kenya they do that.

Saying the words “art directors can be savages”. Got rebuked by a #staywoke junior creative. I’m an art director.

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The term “a chink of light” is a common one in British English. It means a small breach of light, seeping into a dark space. It makes sense that it would mean the same thing in the context you referenced, suggesting a fatal weakness in a otherwise impenetrable shield.

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“It was so nice meeting you too!” - Said to a client I’d met twice before

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I found the brief really inspiring!

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I was trying to describe a band and in an effort to be self deprecating of my taste as a lame white guy said, it's basically like, white guy reggae. Oof.

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A coworker once described a concept as “bougie AND lit.” I’m still embarrassed for them.

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I once flubbed up the letters at the end of LGBTQ… IA? I got nervous I wouldn’t get the ending right with the constant additions to the letters and symbols so it trailed off as I said it, which appeared like I didn’t know whats up.

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Not sure if this quite counts as “stupid” but I got into a fight with our CCO because he wanted to turn an idea of mine (which he’d loved as it was in the prior review) into an NFT activation. I basically told him in no uncertain terms that pursuing it as an NFT idea, particularly for the audience we were trying to target, wasn’t the right play. He and the account person backing him were NOT happy.

Well - what was the idea?

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On vacation and hallucinating the Slack ping sound anytime it gets quiet.

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I make poor decisions

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My partner refuses to flatulate during waking hours around me. I feel this lack of intimacy is cause for alarm. I calmly mentioned my concerns and she doesn't feel comfortable speaking about the subject. Any suggestions?

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People always compliment how soft my skin is, I honestly think it’s because I don’t shower daily so I never have to use lotion and my skin has a natural oil balance. I usually shower every other day or every 2 days. Unless I sweat or get dirty… Showering everyday is such an advertising concept, a whole industry is built on it, but we were not meant to shower every single day, 50 years ago most people didn’t

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I have a coworker who’s a functional alcoholic. I’ve never dealt with a situation like this before so I don’t even know if it’s my place to say something

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I just started a new job, they are asking me to lead training. I have no experience in the subject matter. Why me?

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Gotta love when a client doesn’t catch their own mistakes until the final round and then asks why you fucked it up....

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There is someone in senior leadership who consistently has a target on someone’s back. They pressure their reports and team members to complain to HR about said target until action is taken. Cont’d

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"This program needs more proper documentation!"

In front of folks who don't understand code, you think you look smart. In front of those who know code - you're an idiot covering your incompetency.

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I didn’t make dalgona coffee when it was a trend earlier in quarantine and I’m not sure if I missed out on anything...

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Since disconnecting with past stories my reality has drastically bent. My stories programmed my reality, attracting what I told myself I was/wasn't.

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It makes me intensely uncomfortable when I hear people who should know better misusing the word “myself.” As in “please cc Kate and myself on your email.”

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Guys I just killed my first cockroach in NYC. Either I need a new job and to relocate immediately or am now invincible/can do anything?

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It's freezing tonight bitter cold. I just ordered Chinese and I'm not sure if that was a shitty thing to do. I think they need to make money so if no one calls that wouldn't be good. I did tip well

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So inquiring minds need to know. What happened to kevin ?

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