When Adam dwelt in God's safe harbour,
Who was then an equity partner?

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If this was an attempt at humor, please develop some friendships with non-lawyers asap.

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I think I was pretty high and making reference to John Ball ("When Adam delved and Eve span/Who was then the gentleman?") but then completely forgot I had posted it.

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