When I die make a canoe from my dead PDFs, set it ablaze and push me out to sea.

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Nice take on the joke “when I die have my team lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time."

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I haven’t heard that but I love it.

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All those decks, strategy presentations and influencer PDFs sucked anyway they will go up like so much kindling

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