When you get a hickey, do you try to hide it? I have one on my neck from my husband, but it probably won't go a away for a while. Should I just wear turtle necks? 😂

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There are too many miserable haters in this bowl. For once, it's refreshing to see a post about someone having fun with their husband instead of all the cheating/drama/red flag posts. OP, if foundation doesn't work, wear it proudly!

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Are you kidding? This is obviously proof that the husband is cheating. He’s showing too much affection. More red flags than a Soviet parade

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You mean after you’ve graduated high school?

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Of course. Do you stop liking neck kisses after high school? It doesn't take much to get a hickey

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If someone tried to give me a hickey as an adult I’d literally push them across the room. It’s just sucking on your neck, leave it back in the classroom.

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Let it ride! Tells everyone in the office who the queen is

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Ugh. Amateurs. 🤣

Hair dryer. Thin toothed comb. (Think greaser comb)

Put dryer on low warm and blow on neck. “Comb” skin gently (light light pressure) while warm air blows. Watch it disappear to barely anything.

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In high school blow drying my neck. Or something else. 😂

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Hemorrhoid cream can get rid of a hickey in 24 to 48 hours.

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Damn!! That is a professional level advice. Impressive

I don’t know if it works or not but when something unexpected like hemorrhoid cream or WD 40 is suggested, you try it.

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What OP needs is a corrector before applying foundation. Buy a cheap color correcting kit from the drugstore, should be $15 or less. The kit should have some general directions.

Also buy some translucent powder (if you don't have any).

On cleansed skin, apply a thin layer of corrector, I would try the green color first. Let it sit in place for a moment, before blending with your fingers. Let it sit for a couple minutes to set, and then apply a thin dusting of the translucent powder. Then, apply a bit of foundation, very little should be needed. Last step is to use the powder to set this neck area again, plus set your T zone (forehead, nose, cheeks and chin) unless your skin is very dry.

DM me if you have more makeup questions! 😊

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can’t go wrong with a turtle neck!

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Foundation???

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Concealer is thicker. Add that first in your skin color then foundation to even it out if needed.

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There are ways to remove it with a frozen spoon or a chapstick/lipstick cap.

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Is it literally in the front of the neck? Because if it’s on the side or back, your hair should somewhat cover it.

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Yeah the front

Or scarf, both great

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Turtle neck!

Minty toothpaste will do the trick too. Will fade it overnight

Depends. Do you like attention? I'm asking in all sincerity as I've always seen it as a turn on when I see a woman with one.

I am a deviant though, so.

Use orange concealer corrector then foundation *chefs kiss*

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