Which firm hires the dumbest people?

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BAML by a landslide

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^ University of Phoenix

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+1 for BAML. We prime with them and my god it's painful

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^are the most intelligent 🤓

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The dumbest people from my mba class went to DB...

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^which MBA?

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I would say Chase

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Goldman by far

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McDonalds

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Hillary For America

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UBS

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Used to be DB but now the interns seem quite bright

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Hsbc

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^ true, they didn't say bank, they said firm

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The Trump Organization

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^An1 is tight 🤣

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Morgan Stanley Equity Research

Baml are obtuse but not stupid. Leagues tables adjusted for balance sheet size are probably a good gauge.

Any bulge bracket firm

^bitter much?

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