Why don't people respond to recruiters?

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Hahaha I saw this and had to resist commenting publicly.

What’s interesting is Bonni has no SAP experience on her profile. So “typical SAP” is confusing as hell.

Also this complaint was on the poor young woman’s post excited about her new role. Not the time or the place for this sort of unhinged comment.

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Oh man I found her WordPress and she quotes herself a la Michael Scott

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Also lol "Diverse perspectives and experiences are always welcome at The Journal via article contribution or via commentary submission. We simply request that opinions and perspectives be expressed in a civil and respectful manner"

Is SAP hiring? ❤️❤️❤️

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Um. I think Bonni is the real cringe in this situation

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Thanks 🐟

Bonnie replied too soon, she just needed to wait for SAPs "Dinosaurs in Tech" event


(which I am, 58 yr. old here, one foot in the tar pits)

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We prefer the term "Steampunks in Tech", thankyouverymuch. 😜

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New hires/interns are typically young? Nooo waaay Bonni. How observant.

Yeah, I really want a 14 year old to have control of my resume and career, only to turn me down for every job out there even with 30 years of experience. Little girl, I was working long before you were even born!!! Can I get her contact info??? Lawwwwd.

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I don't know if anyone can answer this. But how much do most civil engineers make? There are so many conflicting reports about "overpaid consultants" and it's almost impossible to get an actual answer

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Do anyone of you subscribe to the motley fool or any other stock advisor tools? Recommendations and thoughts on how useful they are?

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What are you? Swing trader? Long term investor? Or, somewhere in between?

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Is it normal for a company to directly share offer letter to sign without me accepting verbally, they know I have competing offer.

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If I go to Law school, could I then become a judge for a state court?

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Idk who Dream is, but having #dreamfacereveal trend with HE'S UGLY on Twitter has to hurt 😕

On a related note, has anyone on here been a viral meme?

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I have a serious concern. I am a 23 year old male and still suffer from bedwetting issues and I am just done with this at this point. Does anyone know why this happens or the cause of it? Appreciated

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Fishes,
Suggest me laptop for freelance and learning purposes in the range of 60k-70k..

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Has anyone ever transitioned out of physiotherapy as a career? It may or may not be pandemic related, but 3 years in I’m burned out and curious about other options

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Anyone got premium bagpack?

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Are you guys planning to attend the Scon-Manager connect on 30th?
I am feeling extremely lazy to attend it in person.
Might skip it. 👻

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There is a VP in MS ,who is running behind people, and seeking suggestions from people to increase hike

Also he is doing DM to ppl and misbehaving with them . He is very much into that I should provide him my free services .

Dun know how do these people become VP in MS .

I really don't know how this VP would be treating his team and maintaining the culture in MS

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I had the weirdest dream. Criminals were put in a gated community under observation and they had to successfully fake their own death to get out. They were given too many drugs and alcohol. But they end up killing each other or suiciding and no one is left. Once everyone kills themselves they bring in new inmates. It was insane.

My brain needs a rehab now. 🥺

Edit: how do I sell this idea to Netflix? Even though it’s bizarre.

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Hi Guyz
I joined salesforce as technical consultant on 5th september 2022. Will I be eligible for appraisal rolling out in feb 2023 ?

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As I see KPMG Global Services office is not present in Kolkata, is there any chance of having KGS office in Kolkata in near future?

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Making the move to Cleveland/Akron, Ohio. Looking for your reco on agency/corporate companies that hit the top of your list to be apart of. - thanks

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Nice try Accenture.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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This is how I feel!!!

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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