Why Microsoft is not part of FAANG?

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Cramer coined the term and others keep using it. It sounds cool, so people started using the term for everything

Microsoft is part of the big tech. Netflix is no where near the market cap of others in FAANG.

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Since, it’s Meta and not Facebook, FAANG is an outdated term. MANGA is the preferred nomenclature.

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Can't tell if serious. 🤔

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Not sexy enough.

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It was a term to group some of the fastest-growing large-cap tech companies at the time. But Mircosoft has been on a great run for years now so it's included in some of the broader but just as arbitrary acronyms. Nvidia was also excluded at the time.

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Cause FAANG soiunds better.

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I mean, are you literally asking us if that can be the new acronym everyone uses? It's fine by me but I don't think that's how viral acronyms work. Actually, you know what? I officially give you permission.

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Why are you obsessed with FAANG?

Hi there, I work for Microsoft too, and I feel unfair it’s not part of faang, as if it’s not that glamorous lol.

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Why isn't Oracle? Or Salesforce? Answer: because it's a stupid acronym.

Too late. I already copyrighted SAMOAN G for my rap name.

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For the same reasons Nvidia isn’t.

Because FAANG is a meme that was coined in 2013.

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