Y'all leaving upper deckers in the toilet stalls need re-examine your life. How can it be so tricky to hit a12inch hole while sitting down? Bathroom is out of commission thanks to a serial squatter.

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"Deloitte only hires the best"

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^and those red cigars with string, don't know how they smoke them. I tried & it is difficult

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^I've heard the same thing. Blood, shit, piss, breast milk...everywhere! All over the place!

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My money's on a woman's restroom. I heard those things get messy

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Upper deckers - learned a new term today...probably the highlight of my day

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WTF ? ?

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^ I guess they are no longer full of crap 💩 lol

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OMG best office prank ever. Expect copy cats.

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100% chance of women's bathroom. If they all sat instead of squatting and spraying their piss and shit everywhere, the bowl would be clean.

How is that even possible in tankless bowls? This doesn't make sense.

Upper decker are where you shit in the tank so it keeps filling the bowl with shit water on every flush.

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