Ye LinkedIn pe sabko gyaan ko pelna hota hai?

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He is not wrong though

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He is not right too though. It's a vague post.

U can't categorise that the whole world and business firms are doing the same thing. It all depends.

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Not entirely true nor false either, from a old dogs wisdom and experience perspective. Avoid correlating campus hiring trend with this so called forecasted recession because unlike 2008 the landing will be well cushioned .

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Suit ke andar t-shirt pehennewale ki baat main waise bhi nhi sunta

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Emotional Damage 😂😂

Everybody, sab ke sab influencers / content creator hain saale!

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L*wde ka recession hain.

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Coach Mentor Trainer ek sath koi ban jaye toh yahi kam hota hai.

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Ye batao ki linkedin pe ye sab likhne ka paisa milta hai kya ?

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Han. Aur paeticular ye post sirf dara ne k liye. ek baat batao kya current company v fire mahi karegi kya?

Dikh nhi raha uske profile mein "Career Coaching" likha hai
Ye bakchodi karne ma license hota hai XD

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Ajkal social media sirf rumor k liye hai. Linkedin pe aise log hagte hai aur dara te hai

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He isn’t wrong fully…

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I usually see a very strong correlation between the stupidity of the post and the face of the poster

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Looks like some people want recession to happen, here at Deloitte we saw a 60Billion USD revenue note and still talks of recession is on going

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1. 60 billion was last year, recession forecast is for future.
2. Deloitte itself has forecasted 30-35% chance of recession
3. No one wants recession. Everyone loses in it
4. Deloitte might not hit 60 B this year. It is behind plan already.

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Jab kuch aur pelne ko na mile toh gyaan hi pel lete hain bhaiya

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So true. Sab gyaan pelenge LinkedIn pe

Cease the hiring for a whole year??? Even in worst of the worst recession in the past, companies didn't cease hiring for a whole year.

Hypocrisy ki bhi seema hoti hai.....

Jo khud ka bhala na kar saka wohi khudko career coach/mentor bolta hai..

lawde ka recession. meri ex college mai 2023 batch waalo ki bhar bhar ke hiring ho rahi hai woh bhi increased package ke sath. sab chutiya banane ka dhandha hai

Then its a mix veg ? 😀

When there is a LinkedIn post supporting moonlighting, say from Adam Grant, everyone supports that post
When there is a post on recession, everyone is against it.

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