Yikes Ella lol

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I had a friend text another friend about how much she liked this guy. Turns out she texted the guy. They’re married now.

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Aww that’s great. Crazy how being upfront and honest works in dating haha.

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Oh man

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I mean... that's one way to do it. 🤷‍♂️

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Mid pandemic my dad text me a meme that was the “fake news bingo”. I replied saying my stupid cousin fell for every single one of them. Turns out my dad hadn’t text ME he texted the family whatsapp group with my “stupid cousing” included.

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Oh no, he never spoke to me again. I was very blunt. They were being terrible during the pandemic.

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Plot twist - this was intentional…

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