Yikes Ella lol

I work in ERP consulting on the technical side. Wanting to move into product. Would anybody be willing to give my resume a once-over?

Hi Fishes,

Looking for a job in Oracle Fusion Functional role. YOE- 9

LWD- Nov 7

Please let me know of any opportunities

Grant Thornton strives to be “middle of the road” as far as comp from what I’ve heard at recruiting events. True/false?

In my 40s, here in the larger NYC area for a couple weeks visiting family. Male, athletic. If anyone's interested in chatting (admittedly in a playful mood currently, so that's my current preference), drop me a DM.

We recently got the ok to schedule our orientation and delivery date for our IVF medications and all I have to say is ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF! My husband has dermatomyositis, and his doctor put off treatment so that we could do some collection and go through IVF. I felt like my dr was blowing off our timeline, but I persisted. I worked with CVS Caremark directly and got approval in 2 days (not the expected 3 weeks). Moral of the story: ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF!

Need 11 likes for doing chats, please help

Hi, What is the max pay for Senior Consultant role C1 band?

How much a consultant salary is in Capgemini with 5 years of experience. @

Passed the GCP Professional Architect exam earlier today, can’t understate how helpful Linux Academy was for overall preparation. Highly recommend.

Do HCL consider candidature once bgv is red. I worked in a startup but dont have proper documents so submitted documents from another company. Is there any way to get it resolved. Please suggest what can be done.

What’s the salary band for a Director level for Big4 in New York? I am moving there and need to negotiate salaries

I have been recently selected in Virtusa and in the compensation there are components like Internet reimbursement, LTA, food reimbursement.
Could anybody please help me to understand will these components be paid out to me monthly or will be only provided if i submit the proofs for the particulars.
Also is the food reimbursement offered in the form of monthly Sodexo coupons?

Hey fishes, I have offer from
virtusa 12.96fix+54var
Tsystem-11fix
Exp-2.6
Which one should I go for?

How is Virtusa Lloyd Bank Project?

How is work life Balance?

Tech stack Java?

Which is better Virtusa or LTI

Bench ka Kya system hain bhailog capgemini mein?

I accepted a position and i don’t start until December 7th. I’m the only accountant on the team at my current company (small company). Would you tell them now or wait until two weeks before you start at new job?

Have a crush on my co-worker. He asked me out to go rock climbing one-on-one after we were texting for a while and I acted awkwardly when we went because I didn’t know if it was a date (nothing was explicitly said). Now I’m stuck in this weird limbo state where things have fizzled out but I’m re-reading texts and think he might’ve actually had a crush too and I pushed him away. Ambiguity sucks.

Is it a red flag if someone says they don’t believe in self help books like Atomic Habits, Attached, etc?

I’m addicted to Amazon

America is so ugly.

We need a better a singles bowl

I tripped over my blanket and hit the floor so hard 🫠. My neighbors probably hate me. That’s my confession.

If you're looking for something to watch, check out Wendell & Wild on Netflix! Beautiful stop motion animation.

The stress of this job ruined my life.
The stress has lead to an eating disorder that I can’t get control of. I’ve lost 25 pounds since starting at the firm two and a half years ago. I am 20 pounds less than I was in high school... I don’t know how to get control again. Even when the stress lays off I can’t eat more due to being used to being busy for almost 9 months out of the year...

Yikes! Some days, I just can’t stand my job

Is it bad luck to pawn a promise ring?

Chris Stapleton might be a cool guy. Maybe he has some good music. But every time I hear him sing “drive on” during a Ram commercial I want to punch him in the face. Ram has overplayed that one.

On the topic of intimacy with partners… I’ve been with my boyfriend for 2 years and the past year his libido has dropped to zero. Mostly due to work stress (he says). Whenever I try to initiate, he always shuts me down and says he’s not in the mood. I even touch him and he gets hard but stops me as soon as I try to unzip him. We went from once a week to maybe once a quarter.

I’ve talked to him about it and he says I should take care of myself. So frustrated. 😭😭

Hope everyone has a great Friday!

Do you share details about raises/bonuses/other financial gains with friends or do you keep it to yourself? I have a few friends who will tell me everything from how much money they make to how much their husband spent on them for their bdays to how much their parents make?? To me that feels like bragging/being arrogant. It’s also the way they say it, feels very much like seeking validation to me.

I miss music. Like actual bands with instruments and vocal ability. Feels like the music industry is so hollowed out that multi-member instrumental bands like Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, and even Metallica are no longer able to take root.

There are a few talented individual singers (Adele) a lot of awful mumble rappers, but no actual bands that will stand the test of time. Before I get called a Boomer, the problems with the music industry for new artists are well documented.

Really sucks how unfair life can be

Anyone actually use the Networking feature here on fishbowl? Like yeah I see some of you with it on but do you actually use it besides thirsty dms?

After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.