KPMG is the viola of the consulting symphony

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Yeah, but we’re first chair Viola. First chair!!!!

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we could be a first violin if we played violin!! 😠😂

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Is this because they string you along? 🤔

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Their contributions are important to the success of the orchestra, but not many others think about or appreciate them.

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Well played

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The what? Oh wait..

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Interesting…. I’ll ponder on this one.

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Thx🧐

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