Made an "insensitive comment" at the office today. Said, James Bond can't be a woman if James Bond is a guy. Psyching myself for the upcoming HR classes.

Feel like audit scheduling is always done on a knifes edge in that the timeline and staff schedules are enough so that if everyone works 60 hour weeks and no issues are identified then it can be filed on time. But even small things that increase the work can wildly throw off the schedule and cause hours to skyrocket for the staff on the job. No real point here, just ranting.

Anyone aware about relocation assistance at Goldman Sachs or Capital one?


I have got comparable offer at GS Marcus and capital one (Fixed 50 lacs YOE 6). I am more inclined towards GS from growth perspective. Please advise

I am looking for someone or company , creative, challenging, moving forward with innovation. I am fullstack web developer, have more than 6 years of experience. I am very intrinsic and motivated and get involved into something what i like. what is motivate me most, this is something creative and non repeatable thing.

here is my skill

framwork: Laravel. wordpress, Mern stack, Mean stack based on node.js

programming language::javascript, php, css, html, python

CMS::WordPress, Shopify, Dupal

My home had some water damage last year (water heater was leaking), so I had to do some repairs and took care of most of the work myself. If I refi, will my home have to pass an inspection?

Our company of 110 EEs has separate providers for payroll and HRIS, not happy with either products. I’m gathering data to make a pitch to move everything into an all-in-one HRIS + payroll.

Does it make any difference to make the change effective the first week of 2023 payroll, or to make a change in payroll providers mid year? I’m thinking it’s best to start fresh at the beginning of the year and not worry about two payroll companies for reporting. What are other things to consider?

Do you know any freelance developers that are available for projects? If not do you know where I could find reliable developers? -cont-

Hi Fishes,

I have joined coforge on November 2nd and I got offer from ITC today...Can I switch to ITC by obscanding will there be any issues...Please guys please give your suggestions

Anybody else also having the layoffs anxiety already ? Any update/rumours about GL ?

Has anyone successfully transferred offices within Texas? Dallas to Austin.

let's all put paper or atleast look for other opportunities then they come to know how it feels. I am sure people who are in Publicis Sapient are very good in technical skills they can easily get job outside with same CTC.

Looking to Hire the below mentioned positions

1) Senior Unity 3d (metaverse experience a bonus)

2) 3d Modeler (metaverse experience a bonus)

3) 3d artist (metaverse experience a bonus)

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anyone get their stimulus checks yet?

Anyone have any suggestions for front end guis for users to run python code? I’ve created a few tools for webscraping data, automation, and modeling but non technical users freak out when they try to run the code themselves. Any suggestions? (Have tried Juypter Notebooks and a few other IDEs)

Looking for emotional support after been laid off and second baby is on the way.

Am I the only one who finds statements like, "I'm a democrat/republican" detrimental? Using these words as nouns instead of adjectives illustrates why America's so divided. It would be better to say, "I usually vote for Democrats/Republican candidates. We are not who we vote for

Hi All,

I am looking for a new opportunity on ITSM domain accross India on an immediate basis. Please let me know in case you can extend any help.


Prompt response is appreciated

Anyone have a Chanel coco handle? Do you love yours or regret purchasing?

Perspective: monogamy is anti-human nature; in this era where each parent could raise a kid independently, marriage tends to be a shackle on many aspects of life. We live once, why does society expect us to live with 1 person for 60+ years? No wonder divorce rates are through the roof!

Is it bad luck to pawn a promise ring?

This guy Elon is hilarious. Trolls everyone, sleeps with people's wives.
When I grow up I wanna be just like him.
Even roasting other billionaires like Bezos and Gates.
I always thought to reach to the top you'd have to act a certain way, but this guy simply does what he wants and does not care.

Chris Stapleton might be a cool guy. Maybe he has some good music. But every time I hear him sing “drive on” during a Ram commercial I want to punch him in the face. Ram has overplayed that one.

Battle royale, which F500 CEO is your champion? Money has no influence.

I’ll start, Jeff Bezos is my champion. Pure physicality and oddly deep voice

So who is this SEI and why is everybody arguing with him/her? 😂

I hate it when I'm shopping for dresses and I see one that's really cute, only to find out it's a romper

Did I just finish binging the 2nd season of Indian Matchmaking? Why yes, yes I did.

Anyone actually use the Networking feature here on fishbowl? Like yeah I see some of you with it on but do you actually use it besides thirsty dms?

Have a crush on my co-worker. He asked me out to go rock climbing one-on-one after we were texting for a while and I acted awkwardly when we went because I didn’t know if it was a date (nothing was explicitly said). Now I’m stuck in this weird limbo state where things have fizzled out but I’m re-reading texts and think he might’ve actually had a crush too and I pushed him away. Ambiguity sucks.

I am considering uprooting my family and moving to TN for a better quality of life. I am having one heck of a time trying to find a new job while states away, while working full time. Does anyone have any pointers? The thought of this move makes me wish I could just quit now.

Bit of a celebrity crush on Mandy Patinkin, even though he's old enough to be my grandfather 😳

🔭 Looking for TV show recommendations 🥺

I think people who call or ring your doorbell are intrusive psychos.

My gf just got a peloton and now she is insufferable. “Peloton” this and “peloton” that. She even said “you can’t sit with me anymore because you don’t have a peloton”. She’s out of control!

Remembering the phrase boomer doomer still makes me laugh

I just quit my toxic job without having another job lined up…

Well...I've finally made it in my marriage when we are reading each other's minds.

any avid readers? genres you enjoy & its corresponding book?