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I don’t think Oxford men drive BMW 440s. Uncouth.

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Sadly we do get Walter Mittys like that. Sad

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I bet someone will try to post this seriously some day

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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