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We’re still doing these posts, huh? 🙄

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Some days I think about recreating LinkedIn but with downvoting to fix the stupid toxic positivity and reinforcement of slop posts

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Karen McNally

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Please! Do it!

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Some people just won’t read the room. Anything to bask in the limelight.

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Just seen a horrific one where someone says she’s “got herself a hubs”

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LinkedIn. The new Facebook/IG

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Yikes.

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Good lord.

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Creatives, what are you brought in the most to help with? (New business pitches? Relieve internal teams who hit wall on existing client? One-off projects with no retainer to hire full time?)

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Hello
Anyone working at iPac kolkata? Would require some information. Please let me know.

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Hello all,
I'm a Frontend developer with around 3 yrs of experience currently working in a product based company.
(HTML, CSS, JS, REACT, REDUX, AWS, NODEJS, EXPRESS, BOOTSTRAP, UIKIT, GIT, BITBUCKET, JIRA, etc)

I don't know why but my luck is not favouring me😔.
I'm trying very hard to switch but even after applying at numerous places - either getting rejected at HM round or not getting call at all.
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Hello everyone
This is Shivangi Singh, i did my bachelor's in pharmacy, i am currently working in a healthteach company, i am looking for change.
Will be happy if you can refer me in any company .Tata Consultancy Accenture Newco Wipro Infosys

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McKinsey & Company Is McK expense policy the same worldwide or region dependant? McKinsey & Company

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Favorite law firm Instagram account?

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Dean Aynechi

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And the crowd goes fucking nuts 😂 what’s your best story?

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First year problems

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Can confirm “ability to clam down anxious associates” haha

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I recently completed two rounds of Interview,
01 with the hiring managers (Senior Vice President & Vice President) and second was with the Director, the second round happened approx. 2 weeks back, currently my job application status shows as "Business Review" can someone shed a light on what this means and how long does it take for Citi to get back with an answer i.e. am i selected or rejected.

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Convo about mentoring came up recently. I suggested on a whim to a SE to find a sales rep mentor to learn about the mind of a sales person. Never tried it and now I am. Has anyone tried this?

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Could use some help designing a commission scheme, what would you sharks do in my situation??? I’d like to do some sort of group scheme, not an individual contributor scheme.

Situation:
just replaced a 35yr lifer and now boss tells me to create a business plan and comp scheme. Now there’s me and my trainee who’s rather green. It would be my responsibility to train him up. With 2 effective sales people last year we did ~7M @ 50% margin avg contract value of $25k (record setting year).

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Has anyone changed office after your 140 is approved, what’s the process and how did you go about connecting with PPMDs in both the location, is it easy to get done?

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Conversation Starter

Guys please suggest any good hotel(no need hifi, just for night stay) to stay in kharadi, Pune or near by.
I have 2 days working office in a week. Need for 2-3 days only.
If you have any idea please suggest.

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How do you tell your boss you're quitting without burning bridges? Please note we're in busy season for the engagements I've been staffed on, which is what makes me nervous and guilty. TIA

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Any agency layoffs yet? (I obviously hope not. Just trying to get a sense of where agencies are sitting.)

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any telltale signs of layoffs in tiger?

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What made you realize that science was the right path for you?

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Any agencies hiring copywriters?

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Salary for a CA fresher in TIAA India as an internal control analyst

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Visual Storyteller

First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Sales people can be so gross……

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Visual Storyteller

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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LinkedIn has to end

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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6000 second party

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Pro

A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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