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We’re still doing these posts, huh? 🙄

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Some days I think about recreating LinkedIn but with downvoting to fix the stupid toxic positivity and reinforcement of slop posts

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Please! Do it!

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Some people just won’t read the room. Anything to bask in the limelight.

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Just seen a horrific one where someone says she’s “got herself a hubs”

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Yikes.

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LinkedIn. The new Facebook/IG

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Good lord.

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I have an interview coming up with Church & Dwight. When the recruiter emailed me with 3 interview times I thought he was asking me what time works best. Turns out he was telling me I was scheduled for 3 different interviews for 3 different teams in one day. Has anyone heard of a company doing that or gone through this for an interview? It seems odd to me

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Anyone have a gauge on salary of a supply chain professional with 12 years experience?

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Is this watch too big for my wrist?

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I got 2 offers, 1 is hcl with 25 lpa (lead position) 2nd is Capgemini with 22 lpa. Which is better. Please help me.

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Has anyone applied for or worked in S&O roles at Instacart? How is the process like? What would you say about the workplace culture?

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Anyone from intelligent automation or RPA Team got their hike?

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Hi does Jio provide any way to switch projects internally, if yes what is the process, it’s only been 6 months and i am having issues switching companies, can anyone help in this.

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Can anyone recommend a good place to get Botox in SF?

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What is the usual procedure companies do follow while giving offer letter to a potential employee with a notice period? How the date of joining and all will be decided ?

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How is interview process at Mercedes benz. I am java Fsd developer with 3.5 years of experience. I have interview for same domain. What can I expect in interview.

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Looking for a position in Las vegas !?

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Hi Guys,
I am looking for 3-4 Digital Transformation/Data Science/Analytics Consulting profiles across multiple levels (Associate/Senior Associate/Manager/Senior Manager/Director) for my team in Mumbai. Would prefer candidates with consulting background preferably from Accenture, PWC, KPMG, EY, Deloitte and other niche analytics firms Accenture PwC EY Microsoft Deloitte KPMG

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Hi Fishes,

Need referrals. I am working as Data Scientist, YOE 5.5 Years. Mostly worked on Deep Learning projects in NLP domain. Looking for a change now. Please let me know if someone's company has openings. Accenture Morgan Stanley Expedia, Inc. Goldman Sachs Bank of America JPMorgan Chase

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Anyone here in EY USA and can point me to the maternity policy? I can only find Canadian or UK versions ok the policy site!

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How hard is the path from lit to GC?

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Can anybody describe the interview process at FAANG companies in the covid era? What are the interview rounds for people with around 5 yoe?

Apple Amazon Netflix Google Adobe Uber Microsoft Tata Consultancy Accenture Wipro Cognizant Infosys Capgemini

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Hi,

Could anyone please refer me for a position in Adobe for Data Engineering profile?

Adobe

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Oracle financial services Hi i got offer in OFSS chennai,will work from home will be available ,my joining will be in 2 momths, any one working in OFSS chennai can u suggest me.?Oracle financial services Oracle

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Mercedes-Benz Research & Development India Anybody working as Research Engineer in Ola Electric Mobility Autonomous Vehicle Team I am holdin an offer with 100% hike joining next weekOla Electric Mobility Pvt. Ltd. Mercedes-Benz Research & Development India

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Anyone have good notes or resource for better understanding of High and Low Level Design...I need it

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Nice try Accenture.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Visual Storyteller

Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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This is how I feel!!!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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What do you think, do you think I have it in me to join the elite ranks of linkinfluencers?

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This is our bowl leader

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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