Way to brag about being selective in the age of slop.

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The partnership with InstaHeadshots might have something to do with it too..

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I need to make a linked in for my dogs and I’ll have them send friend requests. Will choose a hot photo 👗

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Please add me when you do. Definitely more valuable than most of my current network.

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Says the guy with a yellow background and a black and white picture. Looks like an alien picture from 1968

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Sad that it was made on instaheadshots

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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