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Deannq Veyt

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"Sir, this is a Wendys"

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Here is what the typical LinkedIn post reads like these days:

“Last night, a gang of thugs broke into my house and completely ransacked it, taking all of my valuables and holding my family hostage. At this time, it hit me that I was not leveraging the basic risk management that allowed me to step away from my cushy 7 figure executive VP role and open up my own herbal remedy business. Here is how I did that.”

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Funny how his tagline is I talk to people cause it appears that he talks a lot to himself.

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Enthusiast

I was just talking to a younger friend who goes to Cal and It seems like the kids these days hate FAANG or at least Amazon and Facebook are not desired at all. I personally don’t see too many issues working at either Amazon or Facebook because I work at Deloitte where I’m sure we have many questionable clients and worked in financial services before. Curious on whether people are thinking about the ethics of their exit company when deciding to move?

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Bank of America I have come to know there are multiple openings in Product Control dept. I have total 9+ yrs of work experience, can anyone refer my CV?

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Need a referral for Audit profile at Bangalore location

I’m a CA with 6 years of experience in(Statutory and Internal)

Currently I’m living in Delhi, and willing to relocate to Bangalore

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Recommendations for towns, restaurants , hotels, things to do for Provence, Lyon, Dijon? Thinking of early march trip.

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Am an executive assistant and There is one executive I support who is very annoying. He doesn't behave this way with backup admin assistants when am out of the office

How do you deal or work with such people?

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Salary range for lead analyst (band 28) non tech?

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Starting with USI in Gurgaon today. Fraaands, anyone?

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I've got an offer from Oracle Financial Services Software (OFSS). They are offering 20 LPA fixed.
Currently CTC = 14 LPA (Fixed + Variable)

Should I make the move or wait for a year to bag a better offer (maybe 25+)?
The HR said I'm getting 20 cause of less YOE

Also, what's the WLB and work in OFSS?

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What is the experience required to become senior manager in US taxation

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How good is to join @coforge as senior developer

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Hi everyone,
Does the gap of one month will affect job opportunities or interview calls for IT jobs especially in current market scene?

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Anyone work at Becton Dickinson and can provide a referral?

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What measures has your company taken to minimize losses due to covid?

We were forced to take 6 days leave in April (bovenwettelijk) which was kind of a weird move. I don’t think our bonuses are getting cut this year so if it’s my bonus or 6 days leave I’d gladly take the latter.

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28M moved to Munich. Any F from DE or EU interested to connect please DM.

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When did restaurants get so loud?! Is it me or its not even possible to have a conversation without yelling in most restaurants?

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Any single F want to chat? 33 M US born

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Bowl Leader

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How's Director round in Walmart? What type of questions one needs to be prepared for? Any pointers please.

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What do you think, do you think I have it in me to join the elite ranks of linkinfluencers?

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This is so cute! I almost forgot I was on LinkedIn and not Facebook..

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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This is our bowl leader

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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This is either adorable or cringe. Can’t decide.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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a Vice President
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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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