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Here is what the typical LinkedIn post reads like these days:

“Last night, a gang of thugs broke into my house and completely ransacked it, taking all of my valuables and holding my family hostage. At this time, it hit me that I was not leveraging the basic risk management that allowed me to step away from my cushy 7 figure executive VP role and open up my own herbal remedy business. Here is how I did that.”

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Funny how his tagline is I talk to people cause it appears that he talks a lot to himself.

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🤣🤣🤣👍👍

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Hey if you’re out of work and you have access to a beach GO! Just spent two hours zoning out to the waves and I feel so much happier.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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The post bragging about personal finance achievements are getting me more irritated than the career achievement brags

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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