Is it just my algorithm, or has LinkedIn quietly turned into a fitness influencer convention?

Since when did networking mean watching someone’s abs day between job updates and leadership insights?

Genuinely curious… why? 😬

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This is embarrassing though. Imagine admitting it took you ten years to figure out how abs work when it’s literally just be real lean. 🤷‍♂️

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If it took 10 years to learn abs, how many years will it take to learn to get a good haircut

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