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...Only if the reason he's writing it now is he's been in traction in the hospital for the past year.

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Yeah…a true visionary leader in buffoonery

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🤦‍♀️

Not shown: all of the local guides with tranq darts, elephant guns and nets just out of frame as part of his bougie, expensive "safari"

Bummed he’s able to write this.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I bet someone will try to post this seriously some day

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