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In both cases, you worked your ass off to make it where you wanted.

The average player drafted by NFL may make more but the accountant is will have a longer career.

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It means this is the most pivotal point in their career for a while.

The performative nature of these ridiculous trash videos is but a symptom of everything that’s wrong with social media. This goes for every eye-rolling marriage proposal as well.

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No one hugged the teacher

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Cringe for today!
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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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