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I’ve had enough of that post

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ChatGPT did a great job here

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Just saw someone get fired on the spot at the client site...

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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This is how I feel!!!

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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