I have a new LinkedIn rule: the first picture I see of a shirtless man, I close the tab. I now spend almost no time on LinkedIn.

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What LinkedIn Thirst traps have taught me about B2B sales…

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Shirtless men? I just scrolled through probably 200 posts and didn’t see one…who exactly are you following?

There is a random group of gigachads and looksmaxxers selling their personal trainer services to executives that pop up a fair amount - often it's a "you are a founder or CEO, take control of your health, fitness and body with the same focus you apply to leading your company" sorta thing

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