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Making something that happens on everyday flights appear as LinkedIn breakthrough thought leadership. Thank you McKean for commenting the obvious.

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It’s a Christmas miracle

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Can only imagine the level of galactic brain business deals that Joe and Maddi are able to pull off with all of that combined intellectual horsepower!

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You traded a guy with a middle seat to an aisle seat? Bet you could trade someone your lambo for their Mazda. Saleswoman of the year. 🤦‍♂️

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I’m so happy Maddi offered this story. I normally say “Hey give me that seat!!” and I pepper spray them if they don’t. Then I always get kicked off the plane!

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As long as that aisle seat is not right next to the bathroom you've got a deal

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Please block her asap

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Applying common sense and the illusion of compromise as a sales technique? Brilliant.

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Is Wipro firing employees? Came across a few posts in LinkedIn

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Has anyone found some flower shops around the city that sell flower bouquets as inexpensive and incredible as the ones found in pikes place?

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Hello, I have 4 years of experience between Financial decision support and pricing. However, I feel like my experience is too narrowed to how my current company operates. I am looking to pivot into consulting at one of the big4 ( for ~2-3 years)or any other consulting firm to have a well rounded experience that could be applicable to any industry. Any advices ?or thoughts ?

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Hello I’m looking for SDR/BDR roles and am based in Toronto, would anyone be willing to give me a referral or some tips on how to land a job for SaaS companies?

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Can anyone tell me what is in hand salary will get? Do tcs pay that monthly performance pay or they will deduct?

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BBW got my number.

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Hold or Sell?

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Can anyone please tell me what is sapience buddy app? I observed it got installed automatically on my machine.

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I need some new boots. What are y’all wearing these days?

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are interviewer led cases easier than interviewee? how to stand out. made it to final round at BB applying to M

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What’s a good answer to what’s your biggest failure? And to when did you give up on something - what was the outcome?

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What’s VCCP’s reputation? Would it be considered a top creative shop?

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Guys, does Barclays have any projects which works in Power Platform technology ( Power Apps, Power Automate, etc)??

I need a referal

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Hi folks, my YOE - 4.9 yrs and Tech Stack - Java full stack developer. I have offer from Barclays BA4 22 LPA fixed. Other company (small scale) offering 25 LPA(22.5 FIXED + 2.5 Variable). I want to negotiate with Barclays. Please help me how much to negotiate to get something more from Barclays.
Barclays

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Stream of consciousness while watching:

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I will be moving from Infosys to TCS. IN ibegin portal, it asks Have you been member of pension fund ? What should be answer ?

Infosys Tata Consultancy
Thanks in advance 😊

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What is the maximum ctc of H Band Manager position in VOIS Wipro Tata Consultancy Deloitte Accenture

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What's your fave restaurant to take people to when they are visiting? And why?

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Subject Expert

Mid-level when she's leading the call: please make sure you take notes. It's expected of the person not leading a call (note I always take notes)

Me(jr): asked to lead a call for a different deal as training. Mid-level doesn't take notes (also on call) and tells me it's the job if the junior to take notes.

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Which online survey site has the best payouts? Thanks!

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Nice try Accenture.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Visual Storyteller

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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In case this hasn’t been posted here yet. It’s an ai based LinkedIn Cringe post generator:

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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You traded a guy with a middle seat to an aisle seat? Bet you could trade someone your lambo for their Mazda. Saleswoman of the year. 🤦‍♂️

I’m so happy Maddi offered this story. I normally say “Hey give me that seat!!” and I pepper spray them if they don’t. Then I always get kicked off the plane!

As long as that aisle seat is not right next to the bathroom you've got a deal

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