5pm is the end of the workday?! Bruhhh which McKinsey and Company is this? I want to join them

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I was on the team that made this slide. Made for clients to visualize their lives while we drink and cry about what could be outside this job...

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There’s a 5pm check out and a 9am check in, which means that work happens overnight. “End of day” must mean “end of formally scheduled meetings" so that people can actually work uninterrupted

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This is simply the workday for hourly staff; it’s not meant for consultants

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If not for them, then for whom?

This page is a fictional work of art that serves to set unrealistic expectations and ruin people’s lives.

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6pm - 12am squad to squad meetings in the warzone grinding that k/d up

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When are snack time and nap time? I don’t see any recess either? Wouldn’t expect McK to miss low hanging fruit like that...

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This is eminence

It says illustrative... doesnt have to be true...

Remote and agile. Good joke MBB

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